[eleventh fragrance] video/text

[bauhinia]

[ Hello, Discedians. It's been far too long since we had Drawing Adventures with Hong Kong, hasn't it? Since we're overdue for more, here we go. This time, it's a special occasion!

Okay, it's a little past due, but Hong Kong had a few other things on his mind when this was relevant. So now you get to go on a lovely adventure with him.

And… if you're a young'n, you might want to look away. Pretend this is a picture of bunnies and butterflies frolicking through a field of pretty flowers!

What it actually is, is some slightly questionable artwork of… England.

Yeah, Hong Kong is that shameless. He already got Japan, so his not-dad is apparently next on The List.

The first of these is a lovely and mostly subtle image of England with Portugal. Well, you'd only know that if you know Portugal, because most of the features are obscured, except for one or two key ones. C'mon, there's so much… UST.

No, there's no UST like the next drawing. The two kings of UST, no matter what France says about America. This is the best one, because it has the most attention to detail (and is probably the most explicit, since France would surely like that). Following that is one of England with Spain, though this one is again a little sketchy. Hong Kong doesn't really hang out with Spain a lot.

Or ever, really.

There's a definite pause here, like he's trying to decide what next. Oh, how about lady France? She was pretty cool. He considers lady England, but first, that's almost too much, and second, she'd probably find a way to kill him dead. Sorry dad, he's way more afraid of her. :'| ]

happy birthday. any other requests?

[ Isn't he just. So beautifully cryptic. ]

Comments

[totallygay]

[Tatsumi laughs]

Probably safer that way too, from the looks of things.

[He remembers being stabbed in the neck by the previous England visit... not that he'll let onto remembering it, but he does.]

Yeah, but I bet ya already know what I want.

[bauhinia]

It's generally best to just let him like, get it all out.

[ Oh yeah, that was. Something else, wasn't it. Oops. ]

I'm not gonna ruin the suspense by guessing, y'know?

[totallygay]

Oh, one of those types. Sounds like a big kid to me...

[LIKE ALFRED!

And yes, yes it was.]

Aw, but if I tell you what I want, it ruins the suspense too!

[Then SUDDENLY AN IDEA!]

Maybe you can just take Japan's spot as my drawing tutor!

[bauhinia]

Yeah, something like that. Though he's a pretty responsible big kid, I guess.

[ Haha, he would hate that, wouldn't he? ]

I guess we're both gonna be in suspense for awhile, aren't we?

[ That kind of gets him in the feels, but! ]

Yeah? You'd let me do that?

[totallygay]

Oh. well, that's always a plus.

[Yep... but at least he IS more responsible, like just said.]

Ya. Looks like it!

[Tatsumi nods, his smile relaxing... something genuine about it perhaps?]

I couldn't think of anyone else. Would you be up for the challenge? I've heard I was stabbed before for how awful my drawings are.

[bauhinia]

It'd have to be, considering how much he used to be responsible for.

[ True. Maybe he won't break anything or burn anything down. ]

I can wait if you can.

[ Hong Kong seems to follow that cue, relaxing a little as well. ]

Sure thing. I can handle whatever you throw at me.

[fierybluebird]

[Clears his throat. He uses to try to sneak in on some of these sessions, and half of the time it was because Japan and Tatsumi were about to fight.]

Mind if I sit in on these as well? I'm pretty sure I don't have a learning curve [Meaning he knows he will always suck and trying to teach him better will depress you.] But it'd be great to see two talented artists at work.

[AND YOU KNOW make sure nothing bad happens and that England won't freak out and worry... or China... or Marco himself.]

[totallygay]

Wait, who is this guy exactly?

And sure. I can wait!

Cool. I look forward to learning from you, Sensei.

[OH, HI THERE MARCO!]

Oh course ya can, Sweetiebird~ As long as it's okay with Sensei~

[bauhinia]

Which guy? England? [ You lost him momentarily there. Also, hey Marco. Lots of surprise appearances in these threads, huh? ]

Patience is a virtue— hi Marco. [ Waving briefly. ]

You're both free to come over any time. Or I guess I can come to you. Whatever's better. [ Keep the fact that you're babysitting him a secret, Marco. Hong Kong thinks he's being wise to all this stuff right now. Not that he is completely distrustful of Tatsumi, but you know.

He's wary.

He just also happens to have his chip in, so he has no means of defending himself other than his hand-to-hand skills. ]

[fierybluebird]

[This is a threadjump post clearly. And Hong Kong, even Japan had sense to be extra wary of his own citizen, let that means something.]

England is your ex-boyfriend's Papa, puppydog.

[A wave to you both.] Thanks for letting me tag along, eh. And if you're going to be teaching Blue-ears here, I'm sure he won't mind you coming over so the open invitation still stands, eh?

Good thing you probably won't be drawing the same things you used to draw Tatsumi, since you don't remember them. [Hint hint.]

[totallygay]

Oh. OOOOH. So that's England. I guess that means I better stay away from him too?

[Speaking of blue-ears... Tatsumi's hair tufts droop slightly, as if he is afraid or something. however, they perk right up once he's done being "worried" about England.]

Ya! Come over whenever ya like! Even now is good for me. Or tomorrow... or whenever.

[He doesn't have TOO much going on.]

I don't know. What if I draw them by accident and never know? That'd be pretty weird, huh?

[bauhinia]

That's getting to be a pretty long list, isn't it?

[ He's so tactful. Yeah... but Japan was wary, like Marco says, so Hong Kong will just remain cautious. Cautious, but there's no reason to be unfriendly at the same time, right? ]

I'm free a lot of the time, except days I have to go to Dissimulo. What about you, Marco? [ Let's just all check our little black books, shall we? ]

[ He would say something about muscle memory here, but that argument never seems to work. Just because he keeps drawing the same "bad" things...

No one gets his art, guys. He is a misunderstood artist. Okay, you guys apparently like it. Maybe you're misunderstood artists too?! ] I guess we'll have to see what you come up with when we get there.

[fierybluebird]

Don't worry Puppydog, I'm sure you won't. [Because he intends to tell Tatsumi what the drawings were with a reminder that Hong Kong is more impressionable (okay is that even true? Japan could be like a sponge sometimes) and a possible hint about discretion.]

My days are free, my nights are taken at the bar except when England or Tatsumi take a shift or two. If I'm not around because I'm out fishing or flying, just call, eh?

And aye, but that list was always long. Might have been my fault though, I did suggest asking England and France's permission before you proposed and I probably didn't tell you the best way to do that. [..... THAT is a fucking understatement of the year. Never trust Marco with anything. He cannot control his own trolling. Hell, even Marco is surprised that France and England never yelled at Marco for it. Maybe they just never knew about his involvement. +5 in ninja ranking.]