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[ Hello, Discedians. It's been far too long since we had Drawing Adventures with Hong Kong, hasn't it? Since we're overdue for more, here we go. This time, it's a special occasion!
Okay, it's a little past due, but Hong Kong had a few other things on his mind when this was relevant. So now you get to go on a lovely adventure with him.
And… if you're a young'n, you might want to look away. Pretend this is a picture of bunnies and butterflies frolicking through a field of pretty flowers!
What it actually is, is some slightly questionable artwork of… England.
Yeah, Hong Kong is that shameless. He already got Japan, so his not-dad is apparently next on The List.
The first of these is a lovely and mostly subtle image of England with Portugal. Well, you'd only know that if you know Portugal, because most of the features are obscured, except for one or two key ones. C'mon, there's so much… UST.
No, there's no UST like the next drawing. The two kings of UST, no matter what France says about America. This is the best one, because it has the most attention to detail (and is probably the most explicit, since France would surely like that). Following that is one of England with Spain, though this one is again a little sketchy. Hong Kong doesn't really hang out with Spain a lot.
Or ever, really.
There's a definite pause here, like he's trying to decide what next. Oh, how about lady France? She was pretty cool. He considers lady England, but first, that's almost too much, and second, she'd probably find a way to kill him dead. Sorry dad, he's way more afraid of her. :'| ]
happy birthday. any other requests?
[ Isn't he just. So beautifully cryptic. ]
Okay, it's a little past due, but Hong Kong had a few other things on his mind when this was relevant. So now you get to go on a lovely adventure with him.
And… if you're a young'n, you might want to look away. Pretend this is a picture of bunnies and butterflies frolicking through a field of pretty flowers!
What it actually is, is some slightly questionable artwork of… England.
Yeah, Hong Kong is that shameless. He already got Japan, so his not-dad is apparently next on The List.
The first of these is a lovely and mostly subtle image of England with Portugal. Well, you'd only know that if you know Portugal, because most of the features are obscured, except for one or two key ones. C'mon, there's so much… UST.
No, there's no UST like the next drawing. The two kings of UST, no matter what France says about America. This is the best one, because it has the most attention to detail (and is probably the most explicit, since France would surely like that). Following that is one of England with Spain, though this one is again a little sketchy. Hong Kong doesn't really hang out with Spain a lot.
Or ever, really.
There's a definite pause here, like he's trying to decide what next. Oh, how about lady France? She was pretty cool. He considers lady England, but first, that's almost too much, and second, she'd probably find a way to kill him dead. Sorry dad, he's way more afraid of her. :'| ]
happy birthday. any other requests?
[ Isn't he just. So beautifully cryptic. ]
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Come here now, I say! And it's not my birthday-- And I'll have to confiscate those pictures!
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I know who the others are but... the last one...
E-er-- CONFISCATION.
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[ You'll have to come over here and pry these drawings from his cold, dead fingers, dad. ]
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What.
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Confiscating.
We can pretend we've burnt them or something.
Do that and I'll allow this to slide with a warning and the promise of a good deed not going unpunished.
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This is like, the worst response I've ever gotten to a birthday gift.
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Hand them over.
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--I wasn't asking for them to burn them! But fine, if you want to humiliate me and be an ungrateful little prat on my birthday, be my guest!
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[ He sits up here. ] It's not technically your birthday.
[ Ergh, darn you for injecting him with your crazy tsundere genes somehow. Somehow. ] But I guess like, they are yours. So you can obviously do whatever you want with them.
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[But, you know. He can't say all of this. Not outright, anyway.]
Obviously!
I'll naturally come by to pick them up. And if I'm bothering to visit then I should stay a while. [If you want him to.]
[And he couldn't help it man. They're a strong trait in the family.]
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Okay, sure. I'll put tea on then. Naturally. [ Ahem. ]
[ Brows and tsun. That's what you gave him. Brows and tsun. ]
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[HK might say where France and England are <3<, Portugal and England are <3.
That's not all he gave you--! But those are the best parts...]
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[ Hong Kong needs to get ahold of a troll to explain that to him so he can fix his shipping wall.
What are the worst parts...? ]