[eleventh fragrance] video/text

[bauhinia]

[ Hello, Discedians. It's been far too long since we had Drawing Adventures with Hong Kong, hasn't it? Since we're overdue for more, here we go. This time, it's a special occasion!

Okay, it's a little past due, but Hong Kong had a few other things on his mind when this was relevant. So now you get to go on a lovely adventure with him.

And… if you're a young'n, you might want to look away. Pretend this is a picture of bunnies and butterflies frolicking through a field of pretty flowers!

What it actually is, is some slightly questionable artwork of… England.

Yeah, Hong Kong is that shameless. He already got Japan, so his not-dad is apparently next on The List.

The first of these is a lovely and mostly subtle image of England with Portugal. Well, you'd only know that if you know Portugal, because most of the features are obscured, except for one or two key ones. C'mon, there's so much… UST.

No, there's no UST like the next drawing. The two kings of UST, no matter what France says about America. This is the best one, because it has the most attention to detail (and is probably the most explicit, since France would surely like that). Following that is one of England with Spain, though this one is again a little sketchy. Hong Kong doesn't really hang out with Spain a lot.

Or ever, really.

There's a definite pause here, like he's trying to decide what next. Oh, how about lady France? She was pretty cool. He considers lady England, but first, that's almost too much, and second, she'd probably find a way to kill him dead. Sorry dad, he's way more afraid of her. :'| ]

happy birthday. any other requests?

[ Isn't he just. So beautifully cryptic. ]

Comments

[fierybluebird]

Far be it from me to dissuade that, eh?

[bauhinia]

It hasn't exactly been super-effective lately, but I won't stop.

[fierybluebird]

I'd be disappointed if you did.

[bauhinia]

I don't wanna let you down. [ He says this in such a way that it's clear he doesn't mean that's the only reason he's doing it. ]

[fierybluebird]

I very much doubt you could.

[bauhinia]

Anything's possible, bro. But it'd take like, a miracle or something. [ He's too awesome to let his bro-in-law down! ]

[fierybluebird]

Motherfucking miracles indeed matey. However do they work?

[Seriously why did anyone let Gamzee and Marco hang out?]

[bauhinia]

You're totally asking the wrong guy.

[ That does sound like a match that should've never happened, if I'm being totally honest, yeah. ]

[fierybluebird]

I would learn their secrets, but then they'd stop being miracles.

So it's your job now.

[bauhinia]

You're giving me some hefty responsibility there.

[fierybluebird]

You can handle it. And if not, they'll just remain miracles I suppose.

[bauhinia]

That doesn't sound too bad, yeah?

[fierybluebird]

I guess life's more fun with some mystery, eh.

[bauhinia]

People need something to figure out. [ He shrugs a little. ] If they've figured it all out, they'll get bored.

[fierybluebird]

Aye, a terrible fate indeed.

Anything to keep life entertaining.

[bauhinia]

Seriously. Once you start getting bored, that's when things get dangerous.

[fierybluebird]

Don't I know it. Usually it meant something would explode back home. You know, literally.

[bauhinia]

Yeah, same here. [ He knows what you're saying. He knows. ]

[fierybluebird]

Too many brothers, not enough to distract them with.

[He says like he's not a pyro and there by their sides egging them on.]

[bauhinia]

Again, same here. Except I think I'm on the other side. I'm the one that needs to be distracted.

[fierybluebird]

Is that why you keep trying to get rid of your ceiling?

[bauhinia]

Yeah, that's part of it. I mean, what am I gonna do with it?

[ Carve it up into a sculpture of an ice cube? ]

[fierybluebird]

Kick it to pieces? Ceiling art?

[Yes, do that.]

[bauhinia]

Ceiling art sorta makes it sound like it's still attached to the ceiling.

[ He just might, considering how pathetically he's been pining lately. ]

[fierybluebird]

Ehhhh make it a sculpture then?

[Marco approves.]