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єηgℓαη∂ † αятнυя кιякℓαη∂ ([personal profile] unionjackass) wrote in [community profile] discedo2012-04-10 01:57 pm

♠ first arrow; [video/action for Discedo]

[A pair of shrewd green eyes shows up blinking on the screen. The camera pulls back; England is lowering the device examining it--and apparently isn't aware it's recording yet because he's caught mid-sentence:]--the damn thing anyway. "Use this"... Can't even cast a spell, no need to be cheeky.

Of all the ways to pull a prank, this one's got to be the most moronic. [He knits his brows in concern as his footsteps crunch over the ground. He's searching, looking for anything familiar. A prank was one thing, having his magic become null was another. But, strangest of all was the empty sensation at the back of his mind.

England chews the side of his mouth in thought.]
That's odd... [He stops abruptly, head snapping up. He fixates on a building, the camera angle low, peering up so it leaves his head and shoulders in clear view. A prank was his first thought and he'll hold onto that until he knows better, but... God, he'd prefer this landscape over the emptiness that's crawling over his mind and he'll be damned if he stands there and simply accepts it for what it is.

He shakes his head.]
H-hah, nothing--nothing to worry about I'm sure, I--

[And then he notices the communicator's screen properly and he leans in.]

Is-- Was this thing recording?! How long-- Agh! There's nothing to see here--! If anybody can see or hear this broadcast, and I feel such a fool for thinking anything of it, I demand an explanation for this nonsense at once!

[And with that, he shuts off the device.]
starspangledhero: (We can either take on the Devil together)

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2012-05-04 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, just 'cause it's another planet don't mean that American citizens don't need a safe home base or negotiations don't need to be made or anything like that!

My maps are glorious. They're orgasms for the eyes. I know, I've dated cartographers. [ smirking and waggling his eyebrows. ahhhhh good memories. ] Didja catch it? Didja catch my drift?
starspangledhero: (Stand a little closer and I'll melt your)

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2012-05-04 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ wow I totally forgot they were in the same room together HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH whoops I suck anyway. america will be holding that chainsaw up proudly.

also he can't help but think "good, I hope you don't start asking too many questions about my previous love life then," because really the less he knows about tatsumi the better.
]

Hah! Usually the only times you ever shout about your sobriety is when you're raging drunk. Tellin' ya man, a little weed'll do wonders for that temper of yours.
starspangledhero: (Can I meet John Lennon?)

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2012-05-04 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ it doesn't help that the place probably reeks of weed anyway. and there's a home made bong on the table comprised of empty bottles and whatnot. ]

Fine, fine, then don't touch my nightstand here andddd avoid the back room of my house. Anyway! I don't got any tea, but maybe we can find some while we're out and about.

[ holding the door open. COME ENGLAND LET US ADVENTURE TOGETHER. ]
starspangledhero: (You threw the manual in a supernova?)

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2012-05-04 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
I don't got tea, man. Though... since summer is coming, I should have some sweet tea at the ready. [ his version of tea is the southern style of tea, of course: 90% sugar, 5% tea, and 5% ice cubes ] There's some water in the fridge if ya really need some, and there's food, but hurry up and grab some for the road!

[ He just grins ] That's where I keep all the good stuff. Nothing a stiff like you would be interested in.
starspangledhero: (Montreal is cool. Man they speak French!)

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2012-05-04 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
What.

[ That's his only reaction. "What." England has been lame for as long as he can remember--but then again, most kids think that of parents. But no. Pretty sure England has always been lame.

America will abandon his post at the door to grab himself some snacks because WHY NOT, ADVENTURING MAKES HIM HUNGRY. There's several cookie jars (some shaped like animals or other weird things) littered across his counter. He opens one and grabs a hand full of jerky.

And then he shoves it in his pocket.

Yes.

While he's at it may as well grab some bottled water. NOTHING IN IT AS FAR AS HE KNOWS.
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