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єηgℓαη∂ † αятнυя кιякℓαη∂ ([personal profile] unionjackass) wrote in [community profile] discedo2012-04-10 01:57 pm

♠ first arrow; [video/action for Discedo]

[A pair of shrewd green eyes shows up blinking on the screen. The camera pulls back; England is lowering the device examining it--and apparently isn't aware it's recording yet because he's caught mid-sentence:]--the damn thing anyway. "Use this"... Can't even cast a spell, no need to be cheeky.

Of all the ways to pull a prank, this one's got to be the most moronic. [He knits his brows in concern as his footsteps crunch over the ground. He's searching, looking for anything familiar. A prank was one thing, having his magic become null was another. But, strangest of all was the empty sensation at the back of his mind.

England chews the side of his mouth in thought.]
That's odd... [He stops abruptly, head snapping up. He fixates on a building, the camera angle low, peering up so it leaves his head and shoulders in clear view. A prank was his first thought and he'll hold onto that until he knows better, but... God, he'd prefer this landscape over the emptiness that's crawling over his mind and he'll be damned if he stands there and simply accepts it for what it is.

He shakes his head.]
H-hah, nothing--nothing to worry about I'm sure, I--

[And then he notices the communicator's screen properly and he leans in.]

Is-- Was this thing recording?! How long-- Agh! There's nothing to see here--! If anybody can see or hear this broadcast, and I feel such a fool for thinking anything of it, I demand an explanation for this nonsense at once!

[And with that, he shuts off the device.]
hullonurse: (English maid.)

[personal profile] hullonurse 2012-04-17 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I did answer your questions. Would you believe I was who I say I am if I waited on you hand and foot and showered you with praise to smooth all this over while you just act like that? [Yeah, come one, they are self-aware enough to know they're naturally jerks when people are being nice to them, let alone the rest of the time.]

Go to the frog if you want to be pampered and flattered, I'm far too sensible for that. [But not too self aware...]
hullonurse: (Grrrrr damnit.)

[personal profile] hullonurse 2012-04-17 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I answered them as best I could, you- you dundering twat. If I'm mad, you are too, and if you don't accept that before too long then you're a fool as well.

I think we're finished here, don't you?
hullonurse: (Bitch; get out!)

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[personal profile] hullonurse 2012-04-17 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
While you're a paragon of emotional maturity, I see that now! I am England and I will not stand for anyone telling me I'm not! All the others believed me! America was more sensible about this than you are now! You believed me fine enough before-

[RESISTS THE URGE TO KICK HIM AS HE TURNS AWAY but just barely.] Good day indeed. [Spins around herself and starts to stomp off.]
hullonurse: (It's not delicious.)

[personal profile] hullonurse 2012-04-17 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Pauses for a bit before she leaves completely though.]

... Impatient, unkind and ungrateful, maybe you really are a brother. To think I was nearly pleased to see you.


[Now she's leaving. She hopes he gets eaten by wolves.]