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[Greetings, Discedo! How are you today? Hopefully you're doing better than Watanuki!

When the feed starts, it's obvious it's purely accidental. Watanuki holds the communicator in his hand as he walks randomly in one direction. He hadn't recognized where he was when he woke up, and sitting had proven to get him no where. So he had picked one direction and started walking. ]

--can't believe this!

[He's not even bothering to keep his voice down.]

I wake up in the middle of nowhere with nothing but a phone! There's no way I'm going to make it to school on time now!

[He makes an aggravated noise in the back of his throat.]

If that woman wanted me to do something for her, she could have just asked! She didn't need to just drop me here with no warning! Of all the inconsiderate...!

[Aaaand, just like that, the feed turns off again, just as accidentally as it started.]

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[... oh, right. Not the brightest bulb in the box. Dull boy, dull boy.]

To a safer place, where else? Unless you want to stay behind and let them eat you up, in which case-- [She whips around and starts walking away, sparing him a nonchalant wave from over her shoulder.]

Ah--!

[Watanuki flails for a moment before running over to her. He really doesn't want to be left alone in this place.]

Y-Yuuko-san, wait!

[Just as planned. And now that they're on their to safety, it's time for some long overdue teasing.]

Aaah, willingly following that inconsiderate woman all of a sudden, aren't you? [Said in reference to his network broadcast. Oh, yes, she knew.] My, my-- what does that say about you, Watanuki?

[He splutters and flails for a second. He hadn't actually expected Yuuko to hear that! Although, by now, he should really know better.]

What--That's not--It says more about you then it does about me!

Aaaah? [She halts for a moment, taking a deliberately slow turn to face him again.] Would an inconsiderate woman risk her own safety to come pick you up?

[Do you see this deadpan look? This is because he knows better than that by now. He huffs, crossing his arms.]

Like you would ever risk your own safety for me!

[He points dramatically at you.]

If it was really dangerous, you would have talked to me over the phone, like everyone else! You knew it was safe!

[Because Yuuko-san knows everything like that.]

Oh? [Another pause for effect, and her previously wondering pout twists into a smirk. Because she goes from whiny and silly to downright devious in a millisecond and you know it.]

Very well. In that case, I'm sure you'll have no trouble at all if I leave you here to fend for yourself, right?

[He blinks.]

Eh?

[Then he realizes what Yuuko actually says and begins to flail.]

W-What? Yuuko-san! But I don't know where anything in this world is!

Aaaah? But what's the matter? If this place is entirely safe like you claim, then surely you can find your way around. On~ Your~ Own~ ♫

[Yes, that last bit is said in a purposefully singy-songy tone, just for added teasing.]

[aldsfjksd No, this isn't fair, you are a cruel person.]

But this world isn't safe! Yuuko-san...! They said there were monsters in this world!

[The same people also said the monsters were good to eat, so he's not entirely sure he trusts them too well.]

[Yes, this is exactly what she told you, too, Watanuki. And now that you have flailed about just a little more and realized she was not joking about this place being dangerous...]

So who's inconsiderate now?

[Yeah, like you're going to get him to admit that he's the inconsiderate one. But he does cross his arms and look away.]

Fine.

[Yeah, like she's gonna let that slide by so easily.]

I didn't hear you.

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/dies

You know you love it.

so long as it doesn't kill me

I would never do such a thing!

Maybe not on purpose!

No not ever!

I'M NOT TOO SURE (unsure)

NO, NEVER. I PROMISE. 1/2

2/2

STILL NOT SURE...........

NO NEVER BE UNSURE FOR I KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.

(UNSURE)!!!!!

NO I SAID NEVER BE UNSURE.

STILL (UNSURE)!!!!