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[april_first]

[Greetings, Discedo! How are you today? Hopefully you're doing better than Watanuki!

When the feed starts, it's obvious it's purely accidental. Watanuki holds the communicator in his hand as he walks randomly in one direction. He hadn't recognized where he was when he woke up, and sitting had proven to get him no where. So he had picked one direction and started walking. ]

--can't believe this!

[He's not even bothering to keep his voice down.]

I wake up in the middle of nowhere with nothing but a phone! There's no way I'm going to make it to school on time now!

[He makes an aggravated noise in the back of his throat.]

If that woman wanted me to do something for her, she could have just asked! She didn't need to just drop me here with no warning! Of all the inconsiderate...!

[Aaaand, just like that, the feed turns off again, just as accidentally as it started.]

Comments

[video]

[bauhinia]

Yeah, it's a planet called Fortuna. Are you from Earth?

[video]

[april_first]

[Shifty glances towards the planet now. He is in space. Space. Like, the moon and the stars and the--oh my god, what is his life even.]

Yeah! [Nod. Nod.] I was in Tokyo...!

[video]

[bauhinia]

Oh, so you're one of Japan's. He's around here somewhere, I think. [ He still sounds remarkably nonchalant. Sorry for the trouble and all... ]

[video]

[april_first]

Eh?

[He does not understand what you said at all. How could the country of Japan be on this new world?]

[video]

[bauhinia]

Oh yeah, I have to explain that. Some of us are countries, or in my case, cities. We're people, but we're places too. It's not as complicated as it sounds.

[video]

[april_first]

Eh?

[He blinks, trying to understand the concept.]

You're a city... and a person?

[Hong Kong, that makes no sense.]

[video]

[bauhinia]

Yeah, basically.

[ He doesn't elaborate, because he's a troll like that. ]

[video]

[april_first]

[...Yeah, okay. He's seen the personification of spring, why not nations and cities? Uggggh, what is his life?]

...Right.

[video]

[bauhinia]

Sorry, it is kinda weird, I guess.

[ If this is kinda weird, what's really weird? Who knows. ]

[video]

[april_first]

Ah, no! It's fine!

[He's been through stranger. You'd think he'd be used to it by now.]

So, what country do you represent?

[video]

[bauhinia]

I'm Hong Kong. Nice to meet you, yeah?

[video]

[april_first]

[Watanuki's never been to Hong Kong, but is still kind of amazed he's talking to the representation of it. He gives a grin.]

Ah, yes! My name is Watanuki, it's a pleasure to meet you!

[video]

[bauhinia]

[ Oh, you should go, Watanuki. It's fabulous~ Er, he's fabulous. Never mind, you know what I mean. ]

Better under different circumstances, but yeah. Totally.