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[bauhinia]

ode to an icecube

some people say i'm tsun
but i don't think it's true
some people say i'm crazy
so yeah i'm crazy for you

okay so you're kinda an icecube
but i think you'll probably melt real soon
this line's about sea cucumbers
this line's about the moon

so we don't have much in common
we're in different hemispheres
you've gotta a lotta geothermal activity
i've got tons of skyscrapers

hey that didn't really rhyme
but here you go: my GDP's amazing
you can bet i'm the best when it comes
to investing i'm a total tax haven

that's a total lie and it didn't rhyme either
i kinda suck at poetry but i'm totally sincere
even though my expression's lacking, hey
i'll be your arthur if you'll be my guinevere

i pulled that off a lot better before
when it was a helen of troy joke
not that i'm referencing trojans here
but i still think i'm a pretty handsome bloke

give me one more chance
i'll really set you reeling
i was totally serious before y'know
i wanna know how you're feeling

[ no this isn't about anyone in particular why would you think that
also why am i posting this, why didn't someone stop me ]

Comments

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[eastmontecarlo]

They're lovely.

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[bauhinia]

D'you know what they're used for?

Never mind, I don't think we oughta talk about that, actually.

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[eastmontecarlo]

Well, you are the one that brought them up...

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[bauhinia]

Yeah, I dunno why I did that.

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[eastmontecarlo]

Did you know that sea cucumbers have the option of reproducing both sexually and asexually?

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[bauhinia]

[ That is... so relevant.... ]

I do now.

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[eastmontecarlo]

Education is very important.

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[bauhinia]

About sea cucumbers.

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[eastmontecarlo]

Certainly.

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[bauhinia]

Well, I guess I'm gonna run outta other things to learn about eventually.

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[eastmontecarlo]

Come now, I'm sure that that won't happen.

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[bauhinia]

Well, I can always hope, yeah?

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[eastmontecarlo]

Is this still about sea cucumbers?

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[bauhinia]

Yeah. Isn't it?

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[eastmontecarlo]

If it is, I hope you've learned a good deal.

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[bauhinia]

How much can you learn about sea cucumbers?

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[eastmontecarlo]

I'm sure we could make a lifelong study out of them.

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[bauhinia]

I'm sure someone already has.

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[eastmontecarlo]

There are many different species. Can't be the same for everyone.

Oh, I apologize. I mean for each study, of course.

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[bauhinia]

Yeah, I dunno what you mean there, bro.

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[eastmontecarlo]

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[bauhinia]

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[eastmontecarlo]

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[bauhinia]

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[eastmontecarlo]