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[bauhinia]

ode to an icecube

some people say i'm tsun
but i don't think it's true
some people say i'm crazy
so yeah i'm crazy for you

okay so you're kinda an icecube
but i think you'll probably melt real soon
this line's about sea cucumbers
this line's about the moon

so we don't have much in common
we're in different hemispheres
you've gotta a lotta geothermal activity
i've got tons of skyscrapers

hey that didn't really rhyme
but here you go: my GDP's amazing
you can bet i'm the best when it comes
to investing i'm a total tax haven

that's a total lie and it didn't rhyme either
i kinda suck at poetry but i'm totally sincere
even though my expression's lacking, hey
i'll be your arthur if you'll be my guinevere

i pulled that off a lot better before
when it was a helen of troy joke
not that i'm referencing trojans here
but i still think i'm a pretty handsome bloke

give me one more chance
i'll really set you reeling
i was totally serious before y'know
i wanna know how you're feeling

[ no this isn't about anyone in particular why would you think that
also why am i posting this, why didn't someone stop me ]

Comments

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[bauhinia]

[ He starts making his way around the kitchen. ] I'm not cute.

[action; Cantonese!] /ADDS MACAU'S TAG HUFF PUFF

[eastmontecarlo]

There's absolutely nothing wrong with it. Being cute is quite useful, also.

[action; Cantonese!] ;;;;

[bauhinia]

Oh yeah, I bet you'd know.

[ There's zero malice in his tone here. It's just, if Macau can get away with calling Hong Kong cute, then the reverse should be true. |: ]

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[eastmontecarlo]

Well, I have seen how well it's worked for you.

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[bauhinia]

That's not what I meant and you totally know it.

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[eastmontecarlo]

I answered in a way that came naturally to me.

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[bauhinia]

Yeah, but that's my point exactly.

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[eastmontecarlo]

That sounds like an accusation, almost.

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[bauhinia]

From me? Never. [ Oh look, this pudding he's making is soooo interesting. ]

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[eastmontecarlo]

[ Be nice to your big brother! ]

I should certainly hope not. You, of all people, I trust.

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[bauhinia]

[ He is being nice, he was complimenting big bro! ]

You trust me?

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[eastmontecarlo]

Of course. You assumed otherwise?

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[bauhinia]

No, it's not like that. It's just like, y'know, it's good to hear it.

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[eastmontecarlo]

I could say it again, if you like.

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[bauhinia]

You don't have to repeat it for no reason or anything.

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[eastmontecarlo]

You said it was good to hear. That's a reason.

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[bauhinia]

Kinda seems like hearing it more might lessen the effect or something.

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[eastmontecarlo]

You really think it will? [ He would wibble if he wibbled. You can hear the wibble, in his voice. It is the cry of guilt-trip. ]

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[bauhinia]

I dunno. [ Kinda unsure. ] What do you think?

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[eastmontecarlo]

I certainly hope not.

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[bauhinia]

Sounds good to me.

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[eastmontecarlo]

You should not agree unless you truly mean something.

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[bauhinia]

I'm not a liar, am I?

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[eastmontecarlo]

I would never call you that so boldly.

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[bauhinia]

[ That's a yes. ]

Yeah, that sounds about right.