[eighth fragrance] text

[bauhinia]

ode to an icecube

some people say i'm tsun
but i don't think it's true
some people say i'm crazy
so yeah i'm crazy for you

okay so you're kinda an icecube
but i think you'll probably melt real soon
this line's about sea cucumbers
this line's about the moon

so we don't have much in common
we're in different hemispheres
you've gotta a lotta geothermal activity
i've got tons of skyscrapers

hey that didn't really rhyme
but here you go: my GDP's amazing
you can bet i'm the best when it comes
to investing i'm a total tax haven

that's a total lie and it didn't rhyme either
i kinda suck at poetry but i'm totally sincere
even though my expression's lacking, hey
i'll be your arthur if you'll be my guinevere

i pulled that off a lot better before
when it was a helen of troy joke
not that i'm referencing trojans here
but i still think i'm a pretty handsome bloke

give me one more chance
i'll really set you reeling
i was totally serious before y'know
i wanna know how you're feeling

[ no this isn't about anyone in particular why would you think that
also why am i posting this, why didn't someone stop me ]

Comments

[bauhinia]

[ Yeah, that sounds about right. ]

I doubt anyone's gonna try and take you on.

[fierybluebird]

Not if they have brains. I don't know that certain countries do, eh.

[bauhinia]

I'm sure I don't know who you're talking about. [ Slightest eye roll. ]

[fierybluebird]

Good. And we'll keep it like that.

[bauhinia]

Sounds like a good idea to me. [ But that doesn't mean he's not still upset with them. ]

[fierybluebird]

[As he should be >:|]

Unless they get out of line, eh?

[bauhinia]

[ It's so nice to know someone agrees!! ]

Yeah.

Again.

[fierybluebird]

Exactly.

[bauhinia]

I don't think they'll ever learn, honestly.

[fierybluebird]

All the more reason to teach them a lesson.

[bauhinia]

Do you have any ideas how?

[fierybluebird]

I thought kicking was a good start.

[bauhinia]

That's pretty direct. Just, "kicking?"

[fierybluebird]

In various places, possibly into a wall. But Japan doesn't want that.

[bauhinia]

What a party pooper.

[fierybluebird]

I guess I can't blame him for protecting allies.

[bauhinia]

Yeah, but they're not being very good allies.

[fierybluebird]

I'm rather forced to agree with that.

[bauhinia]

It's not our fault if we think that, yeah?

[fierybluebird]

Totally. It's theirs.

[bauhinia]

In this case, yeah. It really is.

[fierybluebird]

So no reason to feel bad about it.

[bauhinia]

Did I say that? I don't feel bad about it.

Nope.

Not at all.

[fierybluebird]

They should get pranked by someone.

[bauhinia]

You know, that sounds like a great idea. I wonder who'd be willing to do a thing like that.