[eighth fragrance] text

[bauhinia]

ode to an icecube

some people say i'm tsun
but i don't think it's true
some people say i'm crazy
so yeah i'm crazy for you

okay so you're kinda an icecube
but i think you'll probably melt real soon
this line's about sea cucumbers
this line's about the moon

so we don't have much in common
we're in different hemispheres
you've gotta a lotta geothermal activity
i've got tons of skyscrapers

hey that didn't really rhyme
but here you go: my GDP's amazing
you can bet i'm the best when it comes
to investing i'm a total tax haven

that's a total lie and it didn't rhyme either
i kinda suck at poetry but i'm totally sincere
even though my expression's lacking, hey
i'll be your arthur if you'll be my guinevere

i pulled that off a lot better before
when it was a helen of troy joke
not that i'm referencing trojans here
but i still think i'm a pretty handsome bloke

give me one more chance
i'll really set you reeling
i was totally serious before y'know
i wanna know how you're feeling

[ no this isn't about anyone in particular why would you think that
also why am i posting this, why didn't someone stop me ]

Comments

[bauhinia]

What a party pooper.

[fierybluebird]

I guess I can't blame him for protecting allies.

[bauhinia]

Yeah, but they're not being very good allies.

[fierybluebird]

I'm rather forced to agree with that.

[bauhinia]

It's not our fault if we think that, yeah?

[fierybluebird]

Totally. It's theirs.

[bauhinia]

In this case, yeah. It really is.

[fierybluebird]

So no reason to feel bad about it.

[bauhinia]

Did I say that? I don't feel bad about it.

Nope.

Not at all.

[fierybluebird]

They should get pranked by someone.

[bauhinia]

You know, that sounds like a great idea. I wonder who'd be willing to do a thing like that.

[fierybluebird]

They'd have to be very clever and make sure not to get caught.

[bauhinia]

I bet they wouldn't have any trouble with something like that though.

[fierybluebird]

Probably because they're super sneaky.

[bauhinia]

Hey, it's a useful trait to have, yeah?

[fierybluebird]

Absolutely, eh. Not that they'd admit that, they're too sneaky after all.

[bauhinia]

No way. And if they were plotting something like this, they'd totally do it in some indirect kinda way, so no one would know what they were up to.

[fierybluebird]

Ahhh, so sneaky. Well I'll just leave it to them, eh. Since I'm sure they already have a plan. Ninjas are like that, stalking conversations and coming up with plans.

[bauhinia]

You don't think they're listening in right now, do you?

[fierybluebird]

Silly little brother in law.

Ninjas are always listening.

[bauhinia]

Yeah, I bet they are. So what d'you think they're thinking right now?

[fierybluebird]

That Greece and Turkey are definitely in for the pranks of their lives.

[bauhinia]

Wow, you like, read my mind. Super impressive.

[fierybluebird]

Likewise my fellow non-ninja.

[bauhinia]

Then I'm sure you've already read my next thought, which is that it'd be pretty convenient if one of those guys were free on the weekend to help the other out with this project of theirs.