[Video] BEHOLD

[justicereigns]

[Behold! It's Ilyana wearing jeans.... and her shirt is wow. So not there. She's practically topless. There's a shirt on the arms and just covering up her nipples, but seriously a good stiff breeze is endangering her of flashing everyone.

She's also wielding a jitte two feet too big and glaring at the comm.]

I need more food and I need it now. This dumb chick passes out every two hours unless she eats enough to feed an army.

[ooc: responses will come from hungryhungryjustice!]

Comments

[video] (second verse, same as the first: still Enil's body, but I need his icons!)

[bauhinia]

Ace? No way. Though I think he kinda had a thing with Japan for awhile.

I dunno exactly what that was about.

[video] np XD

[hungryhungryjustice]

Wait. Who's Japan?

[Thinking. Thinking. Did he talk to that guy?]

Whatever. I guess that leaves the canary.

[Marco objects to this characterization Smoker. Objects hard.]

[video]

[bauhinia]

Japan's my brother.

[ Waiting here, just kind of watching this... ]

I dunno if he'd like it if you called him that.

[ Just a guess. ]

[video]

[hungryhungryjustice]

The phoenix is marrying your brother?

Tch. I don't really care what he likes or not.

[WELL he cares a little. Because you know. Whitebeard pirates are a teensy bit scary. But he is stubborn.]

[video]

[bauhinia]

Yeah, something like that. We just have to figure out how to get them together again.

[ Eyebrow rising. ] Yeah?

[video]

[hungryhungryjustice]

Good luck.

Yeah. He's a pirate. We're not on speaking terms.

[video]

[bauhinia]

We'll figure it out.

You're a marine, is that it? [ He's still getting all this stuff straight. ]

[video]

[hungryhungryjustice]

I'm sure.

Yes, I am. Fighting for justice and all that.

[video]

[bauhinia]

Justice. That's good, yeah? [ He knows it is, it's not that kind of question. But anyway.... ]

[video]

[hungryhungryjustice]

[Sort of a blank stare at you.]

Yes. It's... good.

[The most awkward ever... you don't even know.]

[video]

[bauhinia]

I thought so.

[ ... he thinks so. Watch as he just makes this more and more awkward. ]