[Video] BEHOLD

[justicereigns]

[Behold! It's Ilyana wearing jeans.... and her shirt is wow. So not there. She's practically topless. There's a shirt on the arms and just covering up her nipples, but seriously a good stiff breeze is endangering her of flashing everyone.

She's also wielding a jitte two feet too big and glaring at the comm.]

I need more food and I need it now. This dumb chick passes out every two hours unless she eats enough to feed an army.

[ooc: responses will come from hungryhungryjustice!]

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[song_princess]

Put a shirt on!

And come to my apartment if you want food.

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[hungryhungryjustice]

Really? Thanks.

[He's... ignoring the shirt part.] Which one is that?

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[song_princess]

[Hey! Don't go ignoring that part.]

Yes really, but you will have to put a shirt on until you arrive here.

[Insert Leanne's and Ilyana's apartment number.]

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[hungryhungryjustice]

I can't.

Besides they're covered.

[Mostly.]

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[song_princess]

Yes, you can.

They are as exposed as they can possibly be.

[Wtf planet are you from, Smoker? That as naked is as naked comes!]

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[hungryhungryjustice]

No.

Hardly. I'm wearing the cloak and a jacket.

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[bauhinia]

Try eating a lot of rice or noodles.

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[hungryhungryjustice]

I'll eat anything. How often are those stores restocked?

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[bauhinia]

I dunno, once a week? Every few weeks? Maybe you can go hunting.

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[hungryhungryjustice]

I can't in this dumb chick's body. She might get hurt.

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[bauhinia]

What about in your body? Sorry, I dunno who you are. [ He cocks his head to one side. ] But if you got together, maybe she could help you out.

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[hungryhungryjustice]

I seriously doubt that. Even assuming she knows how to hunt, I just had my chip out and there's no way she could control it.

I'm Smoker.

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[bauhinia]

Oh right, gotcha.

[ He gives a little salute. ] Hong Kong.

This body-switching stuff is too weird.

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[hungryhungryjustice]

Tell me about it. Even my world doesn't pull this kind of shit.

[........ and then 15 minutes later from his canon point >>;]

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[bauhinia]

What world is that? [ Don't think they've had this conversation yet.... ]

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[hungryhungryjustice]

The one with the Grand Line ocean. Straw Hat's world.

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[smokey_ilyana]

W-W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITHOUT A SHIRT?!

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[hungryhungryjustice]

I sort of have a shirt on.

[.... Not really. He just moved the cloak =\ Have some shifty eyes.]

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[smokey_ilyana]

Sort of have a shirt on!?

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[hungryhungryjustice]

[Shrug.] Close enough. I hate shirts.

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[smokey_ilyana]

Put one on anyways! Do you know how indecent this is?! I... I can't be seen like this!!

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[hungryhungryjustice]

No. It'll be fine. [Folds his arms.] You should be more worried about other things. How the hell do you keep from starving all the time?

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[smokey_ilyana]

I-IT'S NOT FINE!

Well... usually I try to find the pie trees around here... or ask for help from my friends. Umm... I guess I could try to help you out.

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[hungryhungryjustice]

Tch. I'll do it on my own, but this is ridiculous. Move in with someone who cooks or stockpile better.

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[smokey_ilyana]

S-someone had to look after Leanne! And... I try to stockpile... but I'm always so hungry I...