[Accidental Video]

[crabbygenius]

[When the com turns on, the room is dark with random looming shapes all around. Somewhere there's a soft glowing light which quickly reveals itself to be Washu working on her computer. There are several screens floating around her with various technical designs displayed.

Before anything else can come on screen, its covered with brown fur quickly followed by the sound of something clattering near by. When the fur moves, Washu is turned towards the camera. She's silent for a few moments as she observes the device recording before turning away.]

Ryo-Ohki, shut that thing off. I'm working.

[Click.]

Comments

[Action]

[crackpotcrocker]

[The parrot ruffles his feathers. Denzel does slowly look up and stares at Washu for what seems like a long a moment of time, at least to him.]

I... should leave..

[Before very turtle like getting himself back to his feet, not seeming to even care that he's wet. He slowly makes his way to the door and turns around]

Goodbye.

[Where was he going? He didn't know and didn't give a damn.]

Re: [Action]

[crabbygenius]

[She shakes her head and the door refuses to open.]

Sorry. You ... we both need to work on how to deal with... disappointment.

[Action]

[crackpotcrocker]

[He keeps trying to open the door before flying a bit backwards and onto his flat boney butt]

........ I still don't know. Just do me a favor and leave me alone. [With his back to her]

You think I'd learn to not bother with people.

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[crabbygenius]

[She's just watching now.]

Sometimes neither do I.

[Sighs softly.]

Being alone doesn't help. Neither does distancing yourself from them.

[Action]

[crackpotcrocker]

CURSE ME FOR BEING HUMAN! [Slams a fist against a drawer] OW!

[And just silence and he eyes her from the side. As his icky and dirty looking hair hangs over his face and his mouth is slightly open and the top of his disjointed teeth are showing]

At least when I was alone things like this didn't happen.

[Then looks away when she mentions distancing yourself. He shallows hard and moves his Adam's Apple. There's a pause.]

I was hoping they'd give up on me. [He reminds on the floor crunched up like a porcupine]

Re: [Action]

[crabbygenius]

[They really did have a lot in common at times.]

They never do you know. Now up. We.. have work to do.

[Action]

[crackpotcrocker]

... I wish they would.

[He hesisates for a moment before rolling over to his side and to his feet and he stands there. Eyeing her, straight in the eyes. Despite her not believing in magic she really could tap in to his feelings]

You and I have been though a lot.

Work? What work?!

Re: [Action]

[crabbygenius]

Yes, we have since you started living with me.

[She smirks a bit.]

Simple, you're my latest project~.

[Action]

[crackpotcrocker]

That's not what I meant.

[Wait] What?!

Re: [Action]

[crabbygenius]

You heard me~. I think now is the perfect time for a physical.

[And just like that he's enclosed in a forcefield box and his clothes are gone~. Washu just happens to be typing away at her computer... again.]

[Action]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Flipping out and hurting himself inside the enclosed forcefield] OW! OUCH! DARN IT! GAH! I'm nake! [Quickly goes to cover himself. By which of crossing his legs and putting his hands over that area]

[Distress distress.] Gotta get out of here, but how!?

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[crabbygenius]

Don't bother trying. There's no way out, well, no way out for you~.

[Continues to run scan as bands of ligh pulse up and down the force field. The bottom and the top are even enclose! See, no escape. The bottom rises a little, forcing him to stand a few feet off the ground before the containment area widens a little and starts to rain nice warm water for a shower~. See there's even mechanical hands to clean him up! They come at him and even grab his hands and feet one at a time to trim and file nails. Oh and that wig is getting washed. Thoroughly.

All this happens and she's not even looking away from her computer~.]

Don't worry, I'll let you out eventually~.

[Action]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Denzel seems to prick up at the hands touching him. Like he doesn't like being touched] You know I can and do wash myself. KEEP YOUR FINGERS OUT OF THERE! [Beat] HEY! WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! [As his wig is washed and nails are trigged]

Re: [Action]

[crabbygenius]

[She snickers softly as the mechanical hands continue to scrub him up and down.]

I know, but there are some things you don't do that need to be done. Like washing your hair and taking care of your nails. This of this as a makeover of sorts.

[It even comes with a massage! No seriously, once they're done washing him up and the waters drained, he's literally blow dried and the hands try to give him something resembling a spa treatment.]

Re: [Action]

[crackpotcrocker]

[He slowly begins to de tense] Why would I worry about things like that? [Not like I'm dating or looking for a date]

[Crocker looks so amazingly relaxed at the moment you may forget it's even him]

Re: [Action]

[crabbygenius]

[There we go~. See its not all bad.]

It's personal hygiene of course. Harmful bacteria can grow under your nails or even in your wig and make you sick. Now doesn't this feel good~?

Re: [Action]

[crackpotcrocker]

[He's so lulled and just mummers, a 'mmmm umm']

Re: [Action]

[crabbygenius]

[Smirks. If a good massage was all it took before, she would have tried this months ago!]

I'm glad you agree. I'm willing to give you massages anytime you want~. Who knows, it might help with any pain you feel.

Re: [Action]

[crackpotcrocker]

Yay. [He really did feel the stress and pain just melt right off him. Which was a nice change]

Re: [Action]

[crabbygenius]

[Good good~. Aaand suddenly trying to crack and straighten his back a little before immediately returning to massaging those worries away~.]

Re: [Action]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Wide eyes following a scream like someone is dying] WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT - [Before being lullabied back. Strange how his back wasn't straigthen....]

Re: [Action]

[crabbygenius]

[Interesting. She begins to study the data gathered from than and frowns a little after typing some more. Well, at least that should help him with a few of his back problems... but not all of them.]

Re: [Action]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Crocker makes an almost orgasm like sound of relief. Never has he felt so relaxed in all of his life and wasn't even paying attention to what Washu was doing or worried that he was naked]

Re: [Action]

[crabbygenius]

[All the better for her. Time for every medical scan ever and some scientific ones. Plus anything else she can think of since he's right there and so cooperative~.

The boy really needs to eat more... among other things.]

[Action]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Denzel's relaxes seem to be overly simulated, as he jumps out of his lulled state at the slight whack in the knee and hits the forcefield] OW! [His temperature is fine, however his cholesterol may be something to worry about. His heart rate seems slightly abnormal and can't seem to breathe deeply. He horribly needs braces. His butt also appears buised from that fall not that long ago.
He doesn't even seem to notice the needle prick his skin. However, when the mechanical hands, decide to venture lower.] GET OUT OF THERE! IT'S COLD IN HERE! [Crocker squims as much as he can in his contained area. Until he has second thoughts on just how good that feels. Though the mechanical hands won't come up with anything sticky and he's very very hairy and yet has no where hair on the top of his head. However, a further analysis would tell you it's lanugo hair. Not to mention 16 lbs underweight but seems to be minus the severe complications in every major organ system in the body, maybe because he's still very slightly a toon. Oh, and his chip is still in his upper thigh. His blood sugar is fine and currently does not have any sickness. Though he does have this very peculiar if not magical, readings all over his skin and in his teeth and back....]