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[ video clicks on. looks like the communicator is stuck under a couch. there's a lot of shuffling noises before the post times out.

for a girl who sees with her nose, pollen is a terrible thing. even if there aren't any added side effects. ]

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Oh... okay... well I hope you feel better then... I guess I'll tell you the news when you wake up.

[ SNOOOOOORE. right there. on top of the communicator. snoring for a straight up hour.

until... ]

Blaaargh. Highly unsuccessful. [ sniffle, sniffle, wheeze. ] Are you still there? I can't sleep anymore.

[Brooke had also fallen asleep, and it was a good thing Terezi wasn't awake for most of it, because his flesh slowly disappeared as he slept, making him look like a scene out of the mummy until he was just bare bones again.]

Snnnaaaglghvfsdv? No mom... I don't want to go outside, the coconuts are there... zzzz

[It is now the 1st, the chip event has ended.]

[ Sadly, allergies never end. ]

Wake uuuup. I'm bored. Bored and miserable-- a terrible combination.

[Snort] Hhmm... wha? Who?

[Brooke finally wakes up from his nap too]

Oh! Terezi! I had the strangest dream that you were my mother and you forced me to go outside where there were these killer coconuts that tried to eat all the flesh off my bones. But I don't have any flesh on my bones! Yohohoho!

Well actually I do now se-

Edited 2012-06-02 01:17 (UTC)

[He looks down to find he's a skeleton again.]

AAAAAAH! The coconuts did eat my flesh!

[ She is just going to totally wallow on top of her communicator now. So everything she says will now be muffled. ]

What's a coconuts?

A coconut is an evil heartless fruity nut thing! It has super hard shell and it has been known to slay lesser men by falling of trees and clonking them on the heads! They are truly my mortal enemy, and always shall be! The only way to truly defeat the dreaded coconut is not to feast on its innards, for that is merely what it wants. No, the correct method of humiliating and defeating the dreaded coconuts, is coconut bras!

My first girlfriend was seduced to the dark side of coconuts, and I'll never forget the coconut race for its crimes!

[ shhhhhhh i do all my tags on time what are you talking about ]

Did she have a coconut bra? Do you?

She of course refused to wear one, and then decided that she loved coconuts too much to be with me, so one day she left me for a spoiled young coconut. I'll never forget that tragic day.

I would wear one... but I no longer have a body that can properly hold it up. As it is, it's a lot easier to wear a coconut bra with boobs. Yohohoho!

Edited 2012-06-12 01:32 (UTC)

Just tape it to your bones. You've got to do your part in the fight against this horrible tyranny, you know! [ She's got enough energy to giggle, at least. Oh Brook, you know how to cheer a girl up. ]

Edited 2012-06-12 10:21 (UTC)

You can't just tape coconuts to your bones! You're only supposed to wear them with string bikini straps! Otherwise it just ruins the majesty of the grand scheme of things. Yohohoho!

[He does try his hardest ^^]

Such standards! You'l-- [ FUCK SNEEZING ALL OVER THE WORLD. But now Karkat is around, so she can wipe her nose on his shirt. Give her a few moments. ]

Fuck, what was I saying? Uh. [ ..... ] Oh! Right! With such standards, you'll never win against your coconutting foes.

Hmm... well maybe I could try burning them at the stake...

[He does his best to try to ignore the pollen induced horror fest going on over there.]

Fire is pretty effective.

Yes, we shall burn them for witchcraft! Yohohoho!

We should probably hang them first. After a proper, public trial for their crimes.

Hmm... a hanging you say? I'm not sure if hanging coconuts is the best solution... then it might look like we're hanging them out to dry before dry roasting them.

But a trial might be very interesting.

But you've always got to have a hanging after a trial! Otherwise, what's the point?

To prove their guilty of their crimes of witchcraft that earned them the burning at the stake? Not to be confused as burning at the steak, as that could be considered a recipe for using coconuts as a cooking ingredient which is heresy.

I won't host a trial and prosecute coconuts without the opportunity to hang them. That's final. Do you want th--- [ guh hold on sneezing all over everything. now nose blowing. now sneezing again. ]

Do you want justice or not?

As long as they still burn for their crimes, I don't think I mind them hanging for their crimes either. Yoho-... Err... you may want to get a box of tissues.

Yeah, hold on. I got Karkat for that. [ Shuffling, shuffling, blowing her nose somewhere else now (aka Karkat's shirt while he sleeps on the couch). ]

Okay, good. Sniff nodes cleared, and hanging confirmed. All good things.

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