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[ video clicks on. looks like the communicator is stuck under a couch. there's a lot of shuffling noises before the post times out.

for a girl who sees with her nose, pollen is a terrible thing. even if there aren't any added side effects. ]

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[video]

[bauhinia]

I was gonna offer to bring you some. [ He sounds VERY, VERY mildly amused. ]

[video]

[legality]

Oh.

[ okay, yeah she honestly didn't realize that was a possible thing. ]

Seriously?

[video]

[bauhinia]

Yeah, sure. If you want, it's not a big deal or anything.

[video]

[legality]

You think it'll help?

[video]

[bauhinia]

It usually helps me. It'll at least make your throat feel better. Sorry you're not feeling so hot.

[video]

[legality]

[ SNEEZE.


pause, pause, pau-- SNEEZE. SNEEZE. SNEEZE. whinnnee. SNEEZE. ]

I require a metric fuckton of tea. In case you didn't realize, that's a lot. Some for Karkat, too. Since I hear him sniffling, and he's not talking. Which probably means he's about to die or something.

[video]

[bauhinia]

I'll bring some over asap, okay? Lemme just heat up some water. [ He will do his best to not look vaguely alarmed. Nope.

Totally calm here. ]

[video]

[legality]

[ sob i am the worst at doing tags on time ]

Yeah, okay. Smell you soon, I guess. [ Whenever Hong Kong shows up, he'll find both Terezi and Karkat curled up on their shitty couch in snotty misery. Because Jenna's recovering from her Italy trip and I love godmodding the shit out of everyone she plays, Karkat will be sleeping with various braids in his hair, courtesy of Terezi. Whew, that was some risky godmodrping right there. ]

Heyyy. Karkat's not actually dead. He just can't words for some reason.

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[bauhinia]

[ You're all good, this is why they invented backtagging! ]

Sure thing. [ So Hong Kong will head on over with tea and cold fighting implements in hand. He deposits the bag of goodies in the kitchen and comes to observe the poor, miserable pair. Well then. ]

Hey. [ Looking at Karkat. ] He looks great. His hair, I mean. You're sure he's breathing?

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[legality]

[ She paps around his face a bit before deciding that an appropriate number of air puffs are happening. ]

Yeah. He's just really tired-- Well, he always is tired, but for once he'--- [ hold on, pausing to sneeze. look at that sneezing ready position. wait for it..... wait for it..............





shit. it didn't come. worst feeling in the world. ] Guh. He's actually sleeping for once, which is weird. Slightly unsettling, too. I don't like him quiet.

[video]

[bauhinia]

Try tickling the roof of your mouth, that helps sometimes. [ With the sneeze, he means. He leans over a little to see if he can tell whether or not Karkat's breathing. Okay, he's content. Breathing is apparently enough. ]

He's probably exhausted from, y'know, everything. [ Given what she's said about his sleeping habits in the past, it really wouldn't be shocking if he did get sick. Though this isn't sick, is it? It's just like allergy season times a hundred. ]

Hang on, I'll get you some tea, okay? [ He has it in a thermos in here. ] I dunno if it'll help, but it's worth a try, right?

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[legality]

Yeah, seriously. I haven't been this blind since I went blind. It's pretty awful. [ She blows her nose on Karkat's shirt. It's what he gets for falling asleep on her. ] If you told me standing on my horns and singing a catchy tune about teapots would help, I'd do it in a beat of my cardiovascular organ. Might fall over a few times, but I'd fucking do it.

[action]

[bauhinia]

Uh, let's try the tea first. [ He wanders back into the kitchen to get the tea, pouring some into a cup for her and returning to the couch. ]

Okay, I've got it here. [ He taps the top of her hand. ]

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[legality]

[ She turns her head, completely the wrong direction from here Hong Kong actually is. Whoops. But where her head fails, her hands succeed. Through papping. Pap, pap, oh there he is. She takes the tea and sniffs at it furiously. ]

I can see kinda? Like, just the hint of color. Just barely there. [ She's not even going to drink that shit. Just sniffing it. ]

[action]

[bauhinia]

Sorry. That's gotta be weird. [ He holds still, just in case more touching or sniffing or licking or whatever else she has on her mind is coming. This is what good friends do for each other. ]

It's the trees, it has to be.

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[legality]

I grew up in a forest. Trees don't do this shit. Unless the ones here are special We Want Terezi Dead trees. Which wouldn't surprise me at this point. [ Good Hong Kong. Terezi's going to reach one hand out and latch on to his clothes like a spidermonkey. Gotta know where he is, you know. She's far too busy tea huffing to do much else. ]

[action]

[bauhinia]

You should see some of these trees. There's one that's pretty much every color imaginable. [ Then again, is that a good idea? She might get overload or something. Anyway, he's acting like the clinging is completely normal, yep. Totally cool with it. ] I've never seen trees like this. I mean, like, one of them grows pies.

I don't think that's normal.

[action]

[legality]

What do they taste like? [ damn now she's curious ] The pies, I mean. I guess the trees, too. But I doubt you licked 'em.

[action]

[bauhinia]

Yeah, sorry, I didn't think to lick the trees. The pies taste great though and there's all different kinds. Even pizza.

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[legality]

You think they'll still be around when I can see again? [ LEGIT WORRIES HERE ]

[action]

[bauhinia]

I hope so, I mean, I dunno where they'd go, right? [ Right? ] Want me to grab you a pie later, just in case?

[action]

[legality]

Yeah, sure. One for Karkat too. [ She stops clinging for a moment to pap around for Karkat. Okay, good, he's still there. ] Otherwise, he'll eat mine like a big nubby-horned grumpbeast.

[action]

[bauhinia]

Okay, two pies. Cherry for you, right? [ He remembers some things, see? ]

[action]

[legality]

[ you know how to make a girl grin. ]

Of course! Maybe two, for good measure. Two for me, one for Karkat. If he doesn't wake up and start talking again, then I'm going to eat his too.

[action]

[bauhinia]

[ He's got skills. ]

Three cherry pies. I can make that happen. Who knows, maybe it'll stick around. Be your cherry pie supplier.