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Just where the HELL am I?!
[There was an annoyed grunt. Amber eyes looked around in annoyance at her surroundings. There didn't seem to be anyone around.]

What a dump...just who did we piss off this time now to be transported somewhere else? This is getting REAL old! I didn't even do anything this time! Well, lately anyway.

[There wasn't any members of the royal family around. No galaxy police. It seemed pretty barren here.]

This place doesn't even look familiar. Someone got a lot of balls kidnapping me.

[Though she was here before, Ryoko had no recollection of this place. She was less than thrilled about being in a place she didn't know. Better access the situation then. What better way than flying up in the air and looking to see exactly where she was. But....it didn't work out that way. It kinda ended up with her face kissing the ground in the dirt. Ow....]

Ugh...W-what the...I can't fly?!
[Gets up and dusts herself off while clenching her fists.]

You're some REAL cowards taking my powers away. I don't know how you did it, BUT I'M PISSED. COME ON OUT YOU COWARDS. DON'T THINK I CAN'T KICK YOUR ASS WITHOUT THEM.
[Because she will. And now she noticed the communicator that says 'use this'. There's a sneer of annoyance.]
Is...is this thing on? You creeps are you enjoying your little show!? You better return my powers or someone's getting their face re-arranged!

Just what the fuc--
[The audio soon crackles and the feed cuts short.]

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She created me actually. So, my creator you can say...though SHE likes to think of herself more as my mom than anything.
[Washu is the worse parent ever.]

All the time that I've lost count how many times I've been part of a weird experiment of hers.
[The thought creeps her out.]

Geeze, really? I'd think they'd have at least more food on hand here....

Let's see....stealing food always works. I just need to find a place around here to do that...maybe even sake too.

She... she what? D-Define created?!

[Sorry, Ilyana's a little caught up on that particular subject at the moment.]

You know. Created. I wasn't born the natural way.

I was made from her ovum and a creature called a mass, so I'm not exactly human.
[Well, neither is Washu, but hey...it doesn't really phase her talking about it. She is what she is.

Though she can't really recall much memories from any early childhood she had.]

Oh wow... that's just... that's just a lot for me to take in at once... I didn't know anyone created anyone... outside of the err... more normal method anyways.

[She tried to wave it off as just another world thing, but it still was so strange to her.]

So... as for food... it's really a lot to do with just finding what you can. The scientists stock the stores every now and then, so those are a good place to check...

Science can do a lot of things apparently. My sister was made the same way actually.

[There was a shrug of her shoulders and her arms coming behind her head.]

Pretty stingy aren't they? Well, next best method to stealing is just shacking up with someone who does have food. Better than starving.
[These are good choices.]

You have a sister too? Is she...

[Her ears! Her poor maiden ears!]

Sh-shacking up with?! You mean... and...

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[She was starting to feel a bit dizzy now. Perhaps she was just misunderstanding the terminology but...]

But... you shouldn't... I mean...

[Ilyana is now face planted into her apartment desk, from dizziness.]

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Yeah. She looks more like a crossbreed of a rabbit and cat. So, she looks far different from me.
[Well, she didn't quite mean it in that sense, but works as well.]

What's wrong? It's not big of a deal. Guys are WAY more willing to help a cute girl in need. Use what you got and flaunt it a bit.
[Oh, Ryoko....

There's a blink at the girls face planting onto the desk.]

Hey, heeeeeey. You're not dead are you?

Y-you shouldn't go that far!

[Oh, she's all for taking advantage of guys by playing the cute girl in need... She just doesn't feel the need to shamelessly flaunt her good looks and feminine figure to get what she wants.]

I-if you go that far then you're just setting yourself up to have guys expecting more from you! And if you go as far as you're suggesting you'll...

[She just can't continue that train of thought, it's too embarrassing, and cuts to close to home with the way she unintentionally manipulates people into feeding her.]

I'm... I'm alright... just... very startled... and hungry.

That's their problem. If they were expecting 'more' from you then they're just as guilty, right?

You don't have to do 'this' or 'that' with them. Guys like attention from girls.
[If you want to that's fine. Putting on a sweet routine will work just fine. Guys eat that up.]

Hmm....well, I can probably look around this place and see what I can find for you. I'm sure I can find SOME helpful soul here.

I... I just don't think I could ever be that bold...

[she sighs, and then smiles at the idea of Ryoko helping her.]

R-really? If you could find me some food, I would be truly grateful... I feel like it's been days since I've last eaten.

[Guys weren't the only ones Ilyana used her charms to try to coax food out of.]

It's easy! I'll have to show you sometime.
[She fanned a hand playfully.]

Mmhm...! Just leave that to me and you won't be going hungry around here.

[Though she tends to have her own agenda, so fttt...like she ever plays the sucker.]

O-oh no! I... you definitely don't need to show me...

Thank you... I'm so hungry right now... I just can't wait.

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