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Discedo: Channel 8 news, broadcasting live!.

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Now if all the blobs would kindly shut up, I have actual news to report on.

Recently Discedo had seen an unusually large influx of people only to have them disappear the next day. Even more astounding, it appears that people actually remember this time.

[ she doesn't elaborate on what she means by "this time." ]

That begs the question of what our esteemed leaders are up to. Why bring in so many if only to send them away so soon after their arrival? Why let the dear kidnapped inhabitants remember? Were all the new arrivals sent back to their own worlds, or were there more sinister forces at work?

[ Charon!Mochi holds up a picture in its mouth.

This is the picture: ]

[ for once she actually looks solemn and serious. ]

The investigation will continue, but I'll say this: I don't pretend to be anything more or less than what I am. You might want to think twice before you assume the Scientists are the same.

[ annnddddd the smile is back. ]

Yet amidst all the confusion and possible slaughter, love has found a way! That's right. China and Stocking Anarchy have finally decided to stop their illicit love affair and turn their shame into a legitimate marriage! Everyone would be wise to be on the look out for a baby bump at the ceremony.

She's just bitter she wasn't invited.

I'm not bitter, I'm merely disappointed that they don't have any appreciation for my efforts to bring them closer together!

…By perpetuating rumors that they had a child out of wedlock and all sorts of awful things? That's bringing them closer together?

I put them in the public eye. Tested the strength of their love. Obviously they passed and I'll take some credit for that.

How noble of you.

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