Twenty-Sixth and A Half Skulls 〰 4th Wall 〰 [Action]

[totallygay]

[With so many people out and about, Tatsumi is happily prowling the streets looking for a quick bite... to quench his thirst. I mean, with all the commotion lately, it'll be easy, even with his chip in.

So, you may or may not have a "werepire" shadowing your steps. He has the happiest of faces on, just cruising along...]



[If that's not your cup of tea, cake, or choice of other delights, he'll also be at the local bar in Discedo, serving drinks, food, and what not. So feel free to drop by there as well.]

Comments

I had to because Fujiko would have screamed and probably shot him...

[chibifirebird]

[CHIBI KICK TO THE FACE.]

Stop following me! I don't taste that good! [Kicks again for good measure. Don't worry, they've got nothing on adult Marco's kicks.]

LOL He can just squeal at the chibi marco

[totallygay]

[Tatsumi rubs his face from the kick. Damn he misses regeneration. THank goodness this little one's kicks will only leave a bruise.]

Ha ha! If you're anything like the birdybird I know, I already know how you taste.

But, I don't know... maybe since you're smaller you taste better~

[GRIIIIIN]

yaaaaay. As chibi!Marco screams

[chibifirebird]

[EYES AS WIDE AS SAUCERS.]

I'll fucking break your neck man! [Although seriously, he looks terrified. Where's his Daddy? D:<]

[dontcallmegol]

[Ace stalks out from an alleyway, air rippling around him as he comes to stand in front of Marco. He's no Pops, but the little Phoenix should recognize his emblem on the freckled pirates back.]

You wanna eat fire I can give you a snack. [Lighting up a fireball in his hand with a fwoosh.]

[allneonlike]

( And here Yuki thought killing her once was good enough for the werepire. )

Um...

[totallygay]

[Tatsumi stops when his stalking fails and simply then waves.]

Ya!

So, where are we headed?

[allneonlike]

I'm going to my apartment I had when I was last here. You can go somewhere else.

( She smiles at him. )

[totallygay]

But, um.... I don't really know where I am.

[ahahahatroll]

[*cacklecacklcackle*]

You don't need to hide, I knew you were there from the beginning.

[totallygay]

[He slumps, hair-tufts and all.]

Aw, I thought I was doing such a good job, too.

[ahahahatroll]

Well, I'm sure for a human it would be harder to detect you. A witch, on the other hand, not so much.

[totallygay]

You're a witch?!

No way!!

Where is your broomstick and hat?

[chinesesweets]

Fucking creeper...

[totallygay]

[He looks around, as if looking for said "Creeper"]

Where?!

[chinesesweets]

You. Don't think I didn't see you following me.

[He puts his hands on his hips.] I don't swing that way, so if you're looking to get laid go find someone else.

[totallygay]

Ha ha! I have other methods of getting laid.

It's just ya seemed to know where you're headed... and well, I don't.

[sound_of_sanity]

[Those sure were some distinctive chandelier wings on that person over there.

...but said person is much, much bigger than they should have been. Like, in the six-foot range.

She doesn't seem to notice Tatsumi's presence--or if she did, she didn't seem to care.]

You know, that may not be the best idea.

[Oh, well, the second theory was correct then.]

[totallygay]

[Oh yeah. No way is he not going to stalk this girl. She has the VAMPIRE CHILD wings, and he was already curious about her....

But as always, Tatsumi will play dumb and have fun with this encounter.]

Those are really hypnotizing... I can't help it.

[sound_of_sanity]

Oh? Then you might not want to look at my eyes, then.

[She keeps on walking. And walking, and walking...straight up the side of a building instead of turning and without her clothes or hair or anything indicating that the ground was actually...yanno, over there instead of here.]

[starspangledknockers]

[She notices that weirdo following her, but she totally pretends not to because everyone knows once you start noticing something it gets really creepy, dark music plays and then they attack!

It's a good thing she's wandering with a bat in hand, swinging it at her side.]

WOW MAN! Sure is a good thing for anyone following me that this baseball bat only has two nails in it! Golly gee.

[not... not subtle, Ameriko...]

[totallygay]

[He grins at that remark. This girl is definitively going to be interesting.]

Yeah. It could use a few more~

Then things could get interesting!

[starspangledknockers]

[Turns around and faces this weirdo with a grin.]

Not really! Kinda boring actually. So, if you tell me why you're being a total creep and following me in the shadows I might not kick your ass. No promises though!

[totallygay]

A creep? That's not very nice.

It's embarrassing... you see, I'm a bit lost. I figured I'd follow you, since ya seem to know where you're going.

[rehaunts]

[ Hey, Tatsumi, she is the stalker here, okay?! Don't stalk stalkers, it'll cause.. stalkerception or something. Besides, all he will notice is how Megumi is grumbling about being in 'this lame place' again.. ]

[totallygay]

[Sorry, had to make sure you were the real thing. So many girls come and go with Pink pigtails, can't be too sure if it's the one who is supposed to be on your side or not. It's like doing a background check.... from the background.

But stalking can only be so fun. He'll call out to her and wave.]

Megumi-kun! Megumi-kuuun~!

[rehaunts]

[ Oh, and she sure recognizes that voice. So she turns around, almost twirling on her heels, before facing the guy. ]

You're still here? [ Her look is slightly surprised. Slightly, since part of her did see it coming.. ] Some things never change, do they?

[totallygay]

Still?

[He blinks, looking confused. Of course he knows what she means, but he is playing it up as if he had forgotten. Must keep up appearances, besides it might be fun.]

I don't know what you mean, Megumi-kun~