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[eastmontecarlo]

[ Hello, Fortuna! Recorded greetings from a very congenial personified special administrative region are here to greet you today. Macau is seated quite calmly in front of his communicator though if one looked closely they might notice just how perfectly centered he is in the shot and just how spotless his glasses and clothing are. He's put a lot of work into this! ]

Bom dia, Fortuna. [ Of course with the Portuguese; he can't help himself. ] I want to take the time to welcome all of our new residents and state that I can hardly await the pleasure of meeting each and every one of you in person. Please don't hesitate to ask if there's anything that you require to make your stay more comfortable.

... Thank you. [ Alright, so the end is a little flat; he should've planned that better. But it's the best he's got! And with that he'll give a slight bow before smiling and clicking off the camera. ]

Comments

[eastmontecarlo]

[ Another pony! He is fascinated by this. ]

Absolutely. I would be glad to answer any of your questions. This is a planet called Fortuna, and you have been brought here by a group of scientists.

Oh, I apologize. My name is Macau.

[applejacked]

Gosh almighty, Mr. Macau, that sure is a tall tail if I ever did hear one.

[eastmontecarlo]

Ahahaha, it is, isn't it? I'm sorry if that's inconvenient for you, but I'll do my best to help you become adjusted to this place. May I ask your name?

[applejacked]

You sure can. I'm Applejack, of Sweet Apple Acres! It's real nice to meet'cha, Mr. Macau.

[eastmontecarlo]

You're very polite, thank you.

Might I ask also where you're from originally, Miss Applejack?

[applejacked]

There's a question I don't get asked an awful lot. Why, I'm from Equestria, of course!

[eastmontecarlo]

I'm not familiar with it, myself. Individuals from all different places are brought here, so that's often a problem we come across.

I would love to see it, however.

[applejacked]

Leapin' lilypads, mister. You don't know what'cher missin'! But if what you're tellin' me is true, we sure are in a pickle. I don't suppose you've seen anypony like me hangin' around, now have ya?

[eastmontecarlo]

I have only seen one, unfortunately. A white mare with a purple coiffure. [ Which... he is perfectly accepting of. After all, Applejack herself has a very stylish hat. ]