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[eastmontecarlo]

[ Hello, Fortuna! Recorded greetings from a very congenial personified special administrative region are here to greet you today. Macau is seated quite calmly in front of his communicator though if one looked closely they might notice just how perfectly centered he is in the shot and just how spotless his glasses and clothing are. He's put a lot of work into this! ]

Bom dia, Fortuna. [ Of course with the Portuguese; he can't help himself. ] I want to take the time to welcome all of our new residents and state that I can hardly await the pleasure of meeting each and every one of you in person. Please don't hesitate to ask if there's anything that you require to make your stay more comfortable.

... Thank you. [ Alright, so the end is a little flat; he should've planned that better. But it's the best he's got! And with that he'll give a slight bow before smiling and clicking off the camera. ]

Comments

[allneonlike]

Thank you! I'm actually glad to be back!

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[chinesesweets]

澳門叔叔, do you have any casinos here? Or can I help you count the cash?

[On the screen is a seventeen year old boy with brown eyes, which look like... a certain someone else's. That long blue and pink hair tied back in a low ponytail (which reaches the middle of his back) also strikes resemblance to a certain someone.]

[elegant_generosity]

If you really wish to make my stay more comfortable, could you please direct me to the nearest spa? Surely a dump like this has at least that.

[applejacked]

Jumpin' jackrabbits, do you wanna tell a girl what's goin' on here?

[action] because I had to

[kowloon]

[ Someone is sleeping on your couch, Macau. ]

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[blueeyeswhiteprick]

The only help I want from you is more information about this place and that's all.