[eleventh fragrance] video/text

[bauhinia]

[ Hello, Discedians. It's been far too long since we had Drawing Adventures with Hong Kong, hasn't it? Since we're overdue for more, here we go. This time, it's a special occasion!

Okay, it's a little past due, but Hong Kong had a few other things on his mind when this was relevant. So now you get to go on a lovely adventure with him.

And… if you're a young'n, you might want to look away. Pretend this is a picture of bunnies and butterflies frolicking through a field of pretty flowers!

What it actually is, is some slightly questionable artwork of… England.

Yeah, Hong Kong is that shameless. He already got Japan, so his not-dad is apparently next on The List.

The first of these is a lovely and mostly subtle image of England with Portugal. Well, you'd only know that if you know Portugal, because most of the features are obscured, except for one or two key ones. C'mon, there's so much… UST.

No, there's no UST like the next drawing. The two kings of UST, no matter what France says about America. This is the best one, because it has the most attention to detail (and is probably the most explicit, since France would surely like that). Following that is one of England with Spain, though this one is again a little sketchy. Hong Kong doesn't really hang out with Spain a lot.

Or ever, really.

There's a definite pause here, like he's trying to decide what next. Oh, how about lady France? She was pretty cool. He considers lady England, but first, that's almost too much, and second, she'd probably find a way to kill him dead. Sorry dad, he's way more afraid of her. :'| ]

happy birthday. any other requests?

[ Isn't he just. So beautifully cryptic. ]

Comments

[bauhinia]

you haven't seen very much of japan's artwork, have you?

[ I assure you, he does feel bad for saying this. ]

[maychetnha]

he has stopped drawing pictures with erotic octopus. hasn't he?

[she has no idea about japan's future proliferation of depraved hentai.]

[bauhinia]

i don't really know how to tell you this.

[ A thousand apologies, Vietnam. Truly. ]

[maychetnha]

... i already know about the tentacle fetish.

[bauhinia]

it's worse.

[maychetnha]

squid fetish for the extra two loving, erotic tentacles?

[bauhinia]

you're getting warmer.

[maychetnha]

i don't know. there is not anything with more tentacles than a squid. being eaten lovingly and passionately by a shark?

[a joke.]

[bauhinia]

what about a jellyfish? a jellyfish/shark pair's pretty forbidden sounding.

[ Rollin' with it. ]

[maychetnha]

also very impractical. it would be like loving a plastic bag that swim around the ocean and can poison you if you make them angry. forbidden love would be like... shark and a tuna fish.

[bauhinia]

because one of them would wanna eat the other?

[ Incidentally, he's turned on his screen here so she can see him doodling a little shark. ]

[maychetnha]

yes. they would be the star-crossed fish.

[maychetnha]

... i hope you are not drawing inappropriate shark.

[bauhinia]

sounds cute. and what? no, not inappropriate. i draw plenty of other stuff, you know.

[ His shark seems to be making a sad face now. ]

[maychetnha]

well, it is hard to tell when your sample before were all inappropriate. your shark is cute.

[bauhinia]

i guess so. most people probably think that kinda stuff is all i draw.

[ Scooting off to the side and starting on a profile of someone, it's not immediately clear who. ]

[ voice ]

[maychetnha]

So who are you drawing now?

[ voice ]

[bauhinia]

You'll see.

[ Spoiler: It's her. ]

Nothing bad, I swear.

1/3 AND I apologize forever and ever for this and it's Clara's fault

[fierybluebird]

He's more into ropes lately. Though one could argue that's an extension of tentacle fetishism.

[video] 2/3

[fierybluebird]

[And then it slowly dawns on him.]

[video] 3/3

[fierybluebird]

Did I just say that out loud?

[Hi Vietnam, he's actually really wanted to have a good conversation with you. Sadly this is not likely to be it.]

[ voice ]

[maychetnha]

[Your voice is unfamiliar so she's a little weary about using video. Is this perhaps their first or second conversation...? Depending on how you answer, she'll probably revert to video in the next couple of responses. It doesn't hurt to be a little mysterious.]

... Yes, you did.

Although I think tentacles are a more scandalous than ropes. Ropes only bind you, while tentacles... err... can probably do more than just binding.

[ voice ]

[fierybluebird]

It's what you do with the bound person thereafter either way.

Though as far as drawings go, he was taking commissions for a very wide repertoire.

[ voice ]

[maychetnha]

[awkwardly and stiffly.] I suppose of being dominated is sexually arousing, it would be interesting.

Well, I am sure his talents do not lie only on perverted pictures.

[ voice ]

[fierybluebird]

Of course not! He just has a lot of them.

Drawings are practically currency in Discedo.