first cake - video

[ready2go]

[ Does anyone enjoy seeing Stocking take off her stocking and try to use them? I hope you do because that is exactly what she is doing. After a few minutes she gives up and speaks into the communicator. ]

Don't tell me that I'm in Discedo. If someone tells me that I will tear you limb by limb.

[ Please don't temp her. Tell her where she is please! ]

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[ready2go]

So what did I miss? You pigging yourself out?

[ Trying to change the subject. ]

[starspangledhero]

[ soooo thankful for the change in subject ]

Hey, like you've got any room to talk! You should know better than anyone else that it ain't pigging out if the food is good.

[ready2go]

[ She laughs. ]

Yeah, yeah. We should met up to cook something right? Maybe when China isn't here...

[starspangledhero]

Sounds like a plan!

[ He pauses, wondering if he should ask. Then he decides why he's wasting time thinking. ]

So I'm guessing you two are still dating, huh? How's that going?

[ready2go]

Yeah we are, and don't say shit.

[ Pause. ]

Pretty amazing...

[starspangledhero]

[ Since she changed the topic on him and Tatsumi, he decides to not give her shit about China. For now. ]

What's amazing?

[ready2go]

The thing between me and China~

[starspangledhero]

You're just gonna keep tormenting me with that, aren'tcha?

[ready2go]

Sure why not?

[starspangledhero]

Because for one, it's mean, and angels aren't supposed to be mean! Second, if you don't want me to talk smack about the communism you're infecting your bed with, you'd best not bring him up. Tres, that's three in Spanish. Fourth, there's plenty of other reasons "why not."

[ready2go]

[ And she will laugh like a mad man. ]

Calm down America. Aren't you always the one to say loosen up? Geeze! Plus weren't you dating a fucking werewolf?

[starspangledhero]

[ SOB ]

AND LOOK HOW THAT TURNED OUT!

[ he doesn't even elaborate he just assumes the answer is an obvious NOT GOOD. ]

Look, I'm all for loosening up and free love and all that jive, but communism is the opposite of all those things. It's like a black hole that'll suck all the good things away and leave nothing behind. Literally nothing. It's a fucking mystery where the mass of all the good things go. Another dimension? Who knows!