[eighth fragrance] text

[bauhinia]

ode to an icecube

some people say i'm tsun
but i don't think it's true
some people say i'm crazy
so yeah i'm crazy for you

okay so you're kinda an icecube
but i think you'll probably melt real soon
this line's about sea cucumbers
this line's about the moon

so we don't have much in common
we're in different hemispheres
you've gotta a lotta geothermal activity
i've got tons of skyscrapers

hey that didn't really rhyme
but here you go: my GDP's amazing
you can bet i'm the best when it comes
to investing i'm a total tax haven

that's a total lie and it didn't rhyme either
i kinda suck at poetry but i'm totally sincere
even though my expression's lacking, hey
i'll be your arthur if you'll be my guinevere

i pulled that off a lot better before
when it was a helen of troy joke
not that i'm referencing trojans here
but i still think i'm a pretty handsome bloke

give me one more chance
i'll really set you reeling
i was totally serious before y'know
i wanna know how you're feeling

[ no this isn't about anyone in particular why would you think that
also why am i posting this, why didn't someone stop me ]

Comments

[ text ]

[fourseasons]

That is not something I can stop so willingly

[ text ]

[bauhinia]

you're already drawing stuff in your head aren't you?

[ text ]

[fourseasons]

Not exactly.

[On his communicator!]

[ text ] 1/2

[bauhinia]

don't post anything incriminating

[ text ]

[bauhinia]

[ In a separate text: ]

please

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[fourseasons]

I would do no such thing, of course.

[ text ] locked down like ft. knox 90%

[bauhinia]

yeah thanks

because someone [ read: Marco ] just reminded me that the icecube in question's older brother is here

and i'm too young to die

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[fourseasons]

That is true, isn't it.

I do not believe the brother in question is one to kill.

Perhaps he may show up at your window one day, however.

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[bauhinia]

i have no idea what that means and i'm afraid to ask

but this was totally some kinda weird error and i didn't write it

so yeah

really no one has to show up at anyone's window or draw any doujin or anything

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[fourseasons]

Then there should be no worry.

[RIGHT? 8)]

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[bauhinia]

somehow i don't feel reassured at all

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[fourseasons]

That may be because Hong Kong had a name in mind without my saying so.

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[bauhinia]

i find it really hard to believe you were picturing an actual icecube

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[fourseasons]

It could have been that I was.

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[bauhinia]

considering it's you

i'd prefer the other alternative

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[fourseasons]

How insulting...

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[bauhinia]

please excuse my rudeness

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[fourseasons]

Somehow that did not seem so sincere

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[bauhinia]

it was totally sincere

it's hard to express emotion through text

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[fourseasons]

Indeed. Which leaves me wondering why Hong Kong continues to use it.

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[bauhinia]

it's fun

[ He's suffering a bit here. ]

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[fourseasons]

Fun

[Japan is just... wow. Yes.]

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[bauhinia]

[ This is like the first teenage life crisis he's had. Maybe ever. ]

yeah it's totally fun and hip to text

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[fourseasons]

Hong Kong is starting to sound like China-san.

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[bauhinia]

ai-ya is it that bad?

maybe i oughta go lie down or something