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discedo2012-02-10 12:26 pm
fierybluebird) wrote in discedo2012-02-10 12:26 pm
Happy Birthday Japan! Also, taking over the Northern Lights
Oi everyone. Tomorrow, the 11th is Japan's birthday. So do whatever it is you do to celebrate.
On another note, I'l going to try to keep the Northern Lights operational and hope Shinjiro comes back. If anyone has drinks they want, I'll create lists of what to keep an eye out for, try to bring things someone else might like in order to make trades. And if anyone wants to work there, let me know too.
Thanks!
[That would be the end of the transmission, but Marco accidentally attached something when he tried to send it to Japan. Do you dare read it?]
Happy Birthday Bushido. It's not much, but hopefully it'll make you laugh, eh? Hong Kong helped out a ton too.
This is the story of a man named Swordsman. He had all the world's best things. Which was mostly just a cat named Hercules. Fortuna's a rather desolate place. Luckily for Swordsman and his cat, one day they wound up in a different world entirely! "I don't think we're in Fortuna anymore," Swordsman announced while they fell through the sky.
"Meow," agreed Hercules.
As they kept falling, Swordsman lamented. "Gee, I really wish I had a fairy god-brother to save me!"
And just like that, one appeared next to him!
"Wow! I didn't even know I had a fairy godbrother," Swordsman expressed his shock.
Hercules meowed again, and despite falling through the sky, fell asleep.
The fairy godbrother nodded. "Everyone has one in Pirate Land. What do you need?"
"Well, I would like to stop falling..." Swordsman answered, looking down at the blue ocean below.
The fairy godbrother gave him a deadpan stare. "That's too big a job for me, let me call in reinforcements." So he summoned Deadpan Man!
"Yo," the man intoned, seemingly comfortable despite falling.
"Deadpan man can you take this Swordsman home?" the Fairy Godbrother asked.
"I don't want to go home," Swordsman interrupted. "It's a desolate place."
Deadpan man tilted his head. "Where do you want to go?"
"Someplace with cherry blossoms where I can drink tea," Swordsman decided.
"That sounds great," Deadpan man deadpanned, "Know of any?"
"How would I? I just got here!" objected Swordsman so loudly that Hercules woke up.
"Oh hey, you have a cat," deadpan man finally noticed.
Swordsman nodded, "Yes, save her too please."
"All right. I'll take you to Alabasta for now. Cats are highly prized there," Deadpman explained. So off they flew with the power of pineapples.
That was where they met El Masko, the infamous cat buglar! He didn't burgle like a cat, he just stole cats. Hercules instantly hated him and tried to bite him.
"Swordsman! Have tea with me!" El Masko declared, seeming to ignore the cat fangs in his hand, though he then muttered to himself, "So I can burgle your cat."
"Wh-What?! So suddenly--!" Swordsman failed to object.
Deadpan man intervened with the power of deadpan. "Oi, we have to find the cherry blossom island first, eh."
"Cherry Blossoms?!" El Masko hissed and tried to shake Hercules off. "Nooooo! Why would you do that?"
"Because they're awesome," Deadpan man fixed him with a deadpan stare.
"Nooooo!" El Masko dropped Hercules and ran off. "I'll drink tea with you yet Swordsman!" he promised, "And your little cat too!"
Deadpan man shrugged. "Let me see if I can go find an Eternal Pose. Fireman might know of one."
"Fireman?" Swordsman blinked and then chopped up some sushi, giving some to Hercules and Deadpan man.
"He delivers messages and drinks a lot."
"He drinks... tea?" Swordsman inquired.
Deadpan man paused. "Sure," he shrugged and deadpanned, "Why not."
"I see..." Swordsman nodded.
So they went to abar tea shop to look for him. BUT SUDDENLY CAT NINJAS APPEARED. They'd been sent by El Masko! An epic battle scene ensued where Swordsman kicked ass and put his sword to good use while Deadpan Man and Hercules hid behind a table. Hercules went back to sleep.
"HEY! Don't start abar tea fight while I'm sleeping!" Fireman roared and teamed up with Swordsman to save the day. As the ninjas ran away, Fireman bowed politely and offered Swordsman a handshake. "Hey man, thanks for helping out. How can I repay you?"
"That's hardly necessary," Swordsman told him graciously. "However, we are looking for a person named Fireman, if you know where he might be."
"Well, today is your lucky day," Fireman flirted. "Because I am -- wait, we?"
Deadpan man waved, and helped Hercules wave too, "Yo."
"Deapan man?! What are you doing here?" And then leaning close, Fireman grinned, "Hey clear out, okay? I'm trying to score."
Deadpan man gave him a deadpan stare. "We're trying to get Cherry Blossom Island."
"Yes," Swordsman nodded and sheathed his blade. "Do you know the way?"
Fireman shook his head. "No, we'd have to ask the Whitebeard."
"The Whitebeard?" Swordsman frowned. All this seemed like a lot of work just to find one island. They should really create a better map system here. "Like Santa?"
"No," Fireman and Deadpan man answered at the same time.
"Very well, where do we find this person?" Swordsman frowned thoughtfully.
"To the Moby dick!" Fireman declared. On the way there, they ran into Fireman's pet lion Loofy. He was busy training to be King of the Lions, but suddenly, more cat ninjas appeared!
"They just won't leave well enough alone!" Swordsman yelled and started to unsheathe, but before he could do anything, Loofy knocked them all out with a really strong roar.
"That was boring," Loofy pouted and looked around for more things to fight. "I'll never be done training at this rate."
"I know!" Fireman beamed, "Why don't you ask the Whitebeard for more things to fight?"
"He can do that?" Swordsman asked in surprise.
Deadpan man nodded, "He can do anything.
"What are you going to ask for?" Loofy asked Fireman.
"Are you sure he is not Santa Claus?" Swordsman pointed out. He was starting to sound more and more like that.
"He's not," Deadpan man promised.
"I'm going to ask for a cool hat," Fireman nodded. "To match yours."
"Shishishishi," the lion laughed. "Mine is pretty awesome."
So off they went to see thewizard Whitebeard, while El Masko watched through his magic turkey baster enviously. First they had this awesome rare cat, now their hats were going to be way cooler than his! The injustice of it all! "I have to stop them before they reach Cherry Blossom Island where I can never go or I will die!" El Masko fumed behind his mask.
"I overheard that," the fairy godbrother, who'd been watching from afar said before flitting off to let Deadpan Man know.
"Yay we made it in One Piece!" Fireman beamed as they all touched down aboard the Moby Dick.
Just then, Fairy Godbrother returned to let them know the dangerous plot El Masko was hatching.
"Oh no!" they all cried. "What will we do?"
"I know," Deadpan man deadpanned. "I'll ask the Whitebeard." So they went inside to ask for theirChristmas presents requests.
"I want to be King of the Lions!" Loofy declared before they were even fully inside.
"Is that a question?" the Whitebeard asked.
Swordsman looked up in shock. He had never seen such a tall person before.
Loofy thought it over, "What do I have to fight to be King of the Lions?"
"Gurararara!" Whitebeard laughed. "Look around you lad, you already are!"
"I AM?!" Loofy looked around him. "You mean this hat is a crown?"
"Sure, why not," Whitebeard deadpan shrugged.
"YIPPEEE! Now no one will ever tell me what to do again!" Loofy celebrated.
"And what can I do for the rest of you?" Whitebeard looked after them fondly.
Fireman thought it over before remembering. "I want a hat as cool as the King of the Lion's!"
"'Cool' is in the eye of the beholder. Take a look, wouldn't you say it's already just as good?" Whitebeard smiled gently.
Fireman laughed and held onto his hat. "Hey you're right!"
"Me next," Hercules stepped up.
"YOU CAN TALK?!" Swordsman was shocked.
"I want to be a country again," Hercules the cat?? requested.
"And why is that?" Whitebeard replied.
"So I can stop the idiot El Masko, or maybe I could just do that while staying a cat," Hercules thought it over.
"I won't change you back," the Whitebeard reasoned, "But if you go to Cherry Blossom Island you'll defeat him."
Hercules curled up to go back to sleep, "That's cool."
"How do we get there?" Swordsman asked.
Whitebeard tossed him an Eternal Pose. "Take Deadpan Man and follow that compass." He turned his gaze to Deadpan Man. "And you, my son?"
"I just wanted everyone else to reach their dreams," he shrugged.
"Surely there is something more," the Whitebeard knew Deadpan Man too well.
"Well, I would like to have some tea with Swordsman..."
"Permission granted."
"I mean without Fireman."
"HEY!" Fireman objected.
"Gurararara," the Whitebeard laughed and whispered to Deadpan Man, "I'm sure he'll fall asleep after drinking."
"Thanks!" Deadpan man actually smiled and ran away with Swordsman and Hercules to Cherry Blossom Island. Meanwhile the King of the Lions challenged anyone who wanted to fight, Fireman and the Fairy Godbrother had drinks and it was pretty awesome.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the defeated El Masko cried. "My one true weakness! Whyyyyy?!"
"Kanpai," Deadpan man toasted Swordsman over tea under the cherry blossoms.
Of course it was just the start of many more adventures to come, but this one is ended. So The End.
On another note, I'l going to try to keep the Northern Lights operational and hope Shinjiro comes back. If anyone has drinks they want, I'll create lists of what to keep an eye out for, try to bring things someone else might like in order to make trades. And if anyone wants to work there, let me know too.
Thanks!
[That would be the end of the transmission, but Marco accidentally attached something when he tried to send it to Japan. Do you dare read it?]
Happy Birthday Bushido. It's not much, but hopefully it'll make you laugh, eh? Hong Kong helped out a ton too.
This is the story of a man named Swordsman. He had all the world's best things. Which was mostly just a cat named Hercules. Fortuna's a rather desolate place. Luckily for Swordsman and his cat, one day they wound up in a different world entirely! "I don't think we're in Fortuna anymore," Swordsman announced while they fell through the sky.
"Meow," agreed Hercules.
As they kept falling, Swordsman lamented. "Gee, I really wish I had a fairy god-brother to save me!"
And just like that, one appeared next to him!
"Wow! I didn't even know I had a fairy godbrother," Swordsman expressed his shock.
Hercules meowed again, and despite falling through the sky, fell asleep.
The fairy godbrother nodded. "Everyone has one in Pirate Land. What do you need?"
"Well, I would like to stop falling..." Swordsman answered, looking down at the blue ocean below.
The fairy godbrother gave him a deadpan stare. "That's too big a job for me, let me call in reinforcements." So he summoned Deadpan Man!
"Yo," the man intoned, seemingly comfortable despite falling.
"Deadpan man can you take this Swordsman home?" the Fairy Godbrother asked.
"I don't want to go home," Swordsman interrupted. "It's a desolate place."
Deadpan man tilted his head. "Where do you want to go?"
"Someplace with cherry blossoms where I can drink tea," Swordsman decided.
"That sounds great," Deadpan man deadpanned, "Know of any?"
"How would I? I just got here!" objected Swordsman so loudly that Hercules woke up.
"Oh hey, you have a cat," deadpan man finally noticed.
Swordsman nodded, "Yes, save her too please."
"All right. I'll take you to Alabasta for now. Cats are highly prized there," Deadpman explained. So off they flew with the power of pineapples.
That was where they met El Masko, the infamous cat buglar! He didn't burgle like a cat, he just stole cats. Hercules instantly hated him and tried to bite him.
"Swordsman! Have tea with me!" El Masko declared, seeming to ignore the cat fangs in his hand, though he then muttered to himself, "So I can burgle your cat."
"Wh-What?! So suddenly--!" Swordsman failed to object.
Deadpan man intervened with the power of deadpan. "Oi, we have to find the cherry blossom island first, eh."
"Cherry Blossoms?!" El Masko hissed and tried to shake Hercules off. "Nooooo! Why would you do that?"
"Because they're awesome," Deadpan man fixed him with a deadpan stare.
"Nooooo!" El Masko dropped Hercules and ran off. "I'll drink tea with you yet Swordsman!" he promised, "And your little cat too!"
Deadpan man shrugged. "Let me see if I can go find an Eternal Pose. Fireman might know of one."
"Fireman?" Swordsman blinked and then chopped up some sushi, giving some to Hercules and Deadpan man.
"He delivers messages and drinks a lot."
"He drinks... tea?" Swordsman inquired.
Deadpan man paused. "Sure," he shrugged and deadpanned, "Why not."
"I see..." Swordsman nodded.
So they went to a
"HEY! Don't start a
"That's hardly necessary," Swordsman told him graciously. "However, we are looking for a person named Fireman, if you know where he might be."
"Well, today is your lucky day," Fireman flirted. "Because I am -- wait, we?"
Deadpan man waved, and helped Hercules wave too, "Yo."
"Deapan man?! What are you doing here?" And then leaning close, Fireman grinned, "Hey clear out, okay? I'm trying to score."
Deadpan man gave him a deadpan stare. "We're trying to get Cherry Blossom Island."
"Yes," Swordsman nodded and sheathed his blade. "Do you know the way?"
Fireman shook his head. "No, we'd have to ask the Whitebeard."
"The Whitebeard?" Swordsman frowned. All this seemed like a lot of work just to find one island. They should really create a better map system here. "Like Santa?"
"No," Fireman and Deadpan man answered at the same time.
"Very well, where do we find this person?" Swordsman frowned thoughtfully.
"To the Moby dick!" Fireman declared. On the way there, they ran into Fireman's pet lion Loofy. He was busy training to be King of the Lions, but suddenly, more cat ninjas appeared!
"They just won't leave well enough alone!" Swordsman yelled and started to unsheathe, but before he could do anything, Loofy knocked them all out with a really strong roar.
"That was boring," Loofy pouted and looked around for more things to fight. "I'll never be done training at this rate."
"I know!" Fireman beamed, "Why don't you ask the Whitebeard for more things to fight?"
"He can do that?" Swordsman asked in surprise.
Deadpan man nodded, "He can do anything.
"What are you going to ask for?" Loofy asked Fireman.
"Are you sure he is not Santa Claus?" Swordsman pointed out. He was starting to sound more and more like that.
"He's not," Deadpan man promised.
"I'm going to ask for a cool hat," Fireman nodded. "To match yours."
"Shishishishi," the lion laughed. "Mine is pretty awesome."
So off they went to see the
"I overheard that," the fairy godbrother, who'd been watching from afar said before flitting off to let Deadpan Man know.
"Yay we made it in One Piece!" Fireman beamed as they all touched down aboard the Moby Dick.
Just then, Fairy Godbrother returned to let them know the dangerous plot El Masko was hatching.
"Oh no!" they all cried. "What will we do?"
"I know," Deadpan man deadpanned. "I'll ask the Whitebeard." So they went inside to ask for their
"I want to be King of the Lions!" Loofy declared before they were even fully inside.
"Is that a question?" the Whitebeard asked.
Swordsman looked up in shock. He had never seen such a tall person before.
Loofy thought it over, "What do I have to fight to be King of the Lions?"
"Gurararara!" Whitebeard laughed. "Look around you lad, you already are!"
"I AM?!" Loofy looked around him. "You mean this hat is a crown?"
"Sure, why not," Whitebeard deadpan shrugged.
"YIPPEEE! Now no one will ever tell me what to do again!" Loofy celebrated.
"And what can I do for the rest of you?" Whitebeard looked after them fondly.
Fireman thought it over before remembering. "I want a hat as cool as the King of the Lion's!"
"'Cool' is in the eye of the beholder. Take a look, wouldn't you say it's already just as good?" Whitebeard smiled gently.
Fireman laughed and held onto his hat. "Hey you're right!"
"Me next," Hercules stepped up.
"YOU CAN TALK?!" Swordsman was shocked.
"I want to be a country again," Hercules the cat?? requested.
"And why is that?" Whitebeard replied.
"So I can stop the idiot El Masko, or maybe I could just do that while staying a cat," Hercules thought it over.
"I won't change you back," the Whitebeard reasoned, "But if you go to Cherry Blossom Island you'll defeat him."
Hercules curled up to go back to sleep, "That's cool."
"How do we get there?" Swordsman asked.
Whitebeard tossed him an Eternal Pose. "Take Deadpan Man and follow that compass." He turned his gaze to Deadpan Man. "And you, my son?"
"I just wanted everyone else to reach their dreams," he shrugged.
"Surely there is something more," the Whitebeard knew Deadpan Man too well.
"Well, I would like to have some tea with Swordsman..."
"Permission granted."
"I mean without Fireman."
"HEY!" Fireman objected.
"Gurararara," the Whitebeard laughed and whispered to Deadpan Man, "I'm sure he'll fall asleep after drinking."
"Thanks!" Deadpan man actually smiled and ran away with Swordsman and Hercules to Cherry Blossom Island. Meanwhile the King of the Lions challenged anyone who wanted to fight, Fireman and the Fairy Godbrother had drinks and it was pretty awesome.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the defeated El Masko cried. "My one true weakness! Whyyyyy?!"
"Kanpai," Deadpan man toasted Swordsman over tea under the cherry blossoms.
Of course it was just the start of many more adventures to come, but this one is ended. So The End.