shortestfuse: i think i am subconsciously trying to ruin my own life. ([shock] what... the fuck... are you doin)
shortestfuse ([personal profile] shortestfuse) wrote in [community profile] discedo2012-09-18 04:43 pm

05 [ACCIDENTAL VIDEO/ACTION]

[ VIDEO ]

[ The camera flickers on when Shizuo seems to be rolling out of bed.

Half-asleep, he drags his face off of his pillow and grunts as he moves to sit up groggily, reaching up to scratch at his chest and yawn.

It takes him a few moments to realize that he's wading in the sweatpants he had worn to bed, secured dangerously loose around pale hips on do not belong to him. Blinking hard, eyes sensitive to the light, he rubs at them in disbelief and then stares at his hands.

And stares.
] What... [ Annnd stares. ] The... fuck...? [ Startled to high hell, he's picking up the recording communicator and staring into the screen, hoping to catch a glimpse of his reflection. His eyes widen and he nearly drops the thing.

The image shakes and it's obvious he's running, slamming the bathroom door open. And then he drops it when he sees Izaya staring back at him, chest rising and falling as he tries to remember how to breathe properly.
]

WHAT THE FUCK?!

[ ACTION ]

[ About thirty minutes later Shizuo regains some semblance of calm.

Meaning, he hasn't calmed down at all and is currently stomping down the stairwell, tugging firmly on the drawstrings of his sweatpants, ready to give that flea a piece of his mind. Because when something went wrong, when situations got to the point where they were out of control, Izaya was the culprit.

Standing in front of Latimir 404, directly a floor down from his apartment, Shizuo pitches his leg back and goes to kick the door down. His toe meet the base of the door - really all he'd need to do normally was tap it and it'd buckle in - and stops.

Immediately, he drops to take a knee, holding his foot in his hand with a pained sound he hasn't heard himself make in months.

Knock knock, Izaya, your body has returned home.



*Note: The account "flearidden" will be used.
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shizuchan: ([facepalm] God you're an idiot)

[action]

[personal profile] shizuchan 2012-09-18 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[As it were that was plenty of time for Izaya to sit down and adjust his mind to these new changes. He didn't like them, of course, but he saw no need to spend more than five hours thirty minutes agonizing over the fact that he looked like a disgusting monster. Plus he knew it would be only a matter of minutes until Shizuo arrived so answers would probably be given the-]

...you're a fucking IDIOT!!

[Izaya bolted forward to throw his door open, accidentally ripping it from its hinges in the process to glare down at Shizuo]

DON'T YOU DARE DAMAGE MY BODY SHIZU-CHAN!!

[Oops is Izaya shirtless? And are those shorts that he wore to bed just a little too tight on Shizuo's sculpted legs? Probably. Who knows what he was doing before the other males arrival.]
bauhinia: (cellphone)

[video]

[personal profile] bauhinia 2012-09-18 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Going to assume Hong Kong is unswapped for this thread... I think. Yes.

Anyway, his reaction is pretty eloquent here. ]


Uh.
nospidershere: (Default)

voice;

[personal profile] nospidershere 2012-09-18 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
... Yeah, that sounds like about the right thing to say now.

[ Ange lets out a groan, what is even up with this kind of thing happening. Except her voice sounds decidedly male right now - another bodyswap victim, yup. ]
istheknightnow: (wat)

[Voice] another jyb voice coming

[personal profile] istheknightnow 2012-09-18 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh no, more people being swapped? Well, Sora should try and keep calm with him...while stuck in another body.]

P-please calm down! Yelling won't help anyone!

[She tried that already man.]