BEFORE I GET ON THE WASTELAND WELCOME WAGON, I HAVE TO SAY FUCK YOU BOTH. MINE WAS A LEGITIMATE REACTION. EVERYONE WAS EYING EACH OTHER LIKE AN INTER SPECIES GANGBANG WAS ABOUT TO COMMENCE RIGHT THEN AND THERE ON TOP OF SOLLUX'S BLOODY CORPSE AND SUDDENLY I GET THE EQUIVALENT TO A BAG OF DICKS THROWN AT MY FUCKING FACE. YOU THREW A BIG METAL DICK AT MY FACE, JOHN. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
AND NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY. WELCOME TO HELL, ALSO KNOWN AS DISCEDO. ENJOY YOUR STAY. I'M ASSUMING SOMEONE GAVE YOU THE VERY BASIC INFORMATION OF THIS UNIVERSE AND I'LL BE SURE TO DETAIL THE REMAINING PARTS LATER, BUT HERE'S THE IMPORTANT PART: YOU WILL DIE AT SOME POINT. AND THEN YOU WILL BE REVIVED. IT'S LIKE OPPOSITE GODTIERING, WHERE INSTEAD OF GAINING ALL SORTS OF BULLSHIT POWERS AND OUTFITS THAT LOOK LIKE A RAINBOW PUKED ON THEM, YOU GET ANY ABILITIES STRIPPED AWAY BY A MICROCHIP IMPLANT. ACTUALLY YOU'LL PROBABLY ALREADY HAVE THAT IN YOU NOW BUT IF YOU GET IT REMOVED, THEY'LL PUT IT RIGHT THE FUCK BACK IN IF/WHEN YOU BITE THE DUST.
YOUR DEATH WILL PROBABLY BE AT THE HANDS OF A RAINBOW DRINKER. OR A DEMON. THEY LIVE IN THE WALLS, BUT DON'T WORRY. I WILL CONTINUE MY STREAK OF BEING UTTERLY HELPFUL BY RIDDING THIS WORLD OF THEIR EXISTENCE. YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME.
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MINE WAS A LEGITIMATE REACTION.
EVERYONE WAS EYING EACH OTHER LIKE AN INTER SPECIES GANGBANG WAS ABOUT TO COMMENCE RIGHT THEN AND THERE ON TOP OF SOLLUX'S BLOODY CORPSE
AND SUDDENLY I GET THE EQUIVALENT TO A BAG OF DICKS THROWN AT MY FUCKING FACE.
YOU THREW A BIG METAL DICK AT MY FACE, JOHN.
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
AND NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY.
WELCOME TO HELL, ALSO KNOWN AS DISCEDO.
ENJOY YOUR STAY.
I'M ASSUMING SOMEONE GAVE YOU THE VERY BASIC INFORMATION OF THIS UNIVERSE AND I'LL BE SURE TO DETAIL THE REMAINING PARTS LATER, BUT HERE'S THE IMPORTANT PART:
YOU WILL DIE AT SOME POINT.
AND THEN YOU WILL BE REVIVED.
IT'S LIKE OPPOSITE GODTIERING, WHERE INSTEAD OF GAINING ALL SORTS OF BULLSHIT POWERS AND OUTFITS THAT LOOK LIKE A RAINBOW PUKED ON THEM, YOU GET ANY ABILITIES STRIPPED AWAY BY A MICROCHIP IMPLANT.
ACTUALLY YOU'LL PROBABLY ALREADY HAVE THAT IN YOU NOW
BUT IF YOU GET IT REMOVED, THEY'LL PUT IT RIGHT THE FUCK BACK IN IF/WHEN YOU BITE THE DUST.
YOUR DEATH WILL PROBABLY BE AT THE HANDS OF A RAINBOW DRINKER.
OR A DEMON.
THEY LIVE IN THE WALLS, BUT DON'T WORRY.
I WILL CONTINUE MY STREAK OF BEING UTTERLY HELPFUL BY RIDDING THIS WORLD OF THEIR EXISTENCE.
YOU'RE
FUCKING
WELCOME.