Also no play by plays. Possums are banned from storytime. [Whatever. It's not his problem if she tells everyone else. As long as it's not him, he's cool.]

So it sounds like we're gonna be your new neighbors. Better be ready for when I want a cup of sugar. Better have that shit on the ready. Can't tame this Strider when he wants to get his major bake on.

Except there's probably a ban on baking because John has some crazy aversion to it at this point.