Holy shit, I thought you were all getting your major dream bubble shit going on. Dropped me off at the closest park so I can play on the swings or something.

Lucky for me, I am basically bursting with coolkidity. There's so much fucking cool kid swag that I have enough to cover John here. So do we totally pass the cool kid toll? Come on man, I got a can from can town and I bet you want it. This is a bargain you can't say no too.

Discedo huh? Sounds like some really terrible attempt to make disco sound cool or something. Hipster alien words or whatever.