Yeah, dude, I hate can openers. I thought you knew that. [Eyeroll goes here.] But seriously, it kind of didn't seem like the time to ask about it. If it will make you feel better I will ask the first person I see that isn't you.

[He shrugs!!]

Where did you even get that can? Did you have it in your sylladex or something? I had Con Air in mine...