Blitzed. FUBAR. Um... drunk? [ he is inwardly screaming DON'T JUDGE ME STEVEEEEEE YOURS IS THE ONLY JUDGEMENT I DON'T THINK I COULD HANDLE. ]

I'd love it if ya did! You don't need a present. [ You are all the present I need, he thinks creepily. Sorry Sara. No I'm not. ] You're new around here, so I think I can let it slide. Plus you're one of my citizens! Just seeing my people have a good time is more than enough for me.

[ Considering how suck the 60s are yeah this is kinda rare. ]