starspangledhero: (I'm the President!)
✪ A M E R I C A ✪ (Alfred F. Jones) ✪ ([personal profile] starspangledhero) wrote in [community profile] discedo 2012-06-30 03:00 am (UTC)

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Ruin the world. Spread Communism. Drink all the world's supply of vodka. Bug my house. Probably trying to open a portal to Hell too.

[ He nods in affirmation. Yes, this surely isn't the paranoia talking. America's about to say, Of course I'm alright! but then he realizes oh shit he has done nothing to help Steve HE IS NOT BEING A VERY GOOD HOST. COUNTRY. Thing. ]

OH! Shoot! It's me that should be finding you! I gotta bring ya over to my embassy––I mean, it ain't exactly a ticket home for obvious reasons, but it's where I am and I've kept it a safe ground for Americans and that's where you belong!

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