Yohohoho! Thank you young man! But I assure you I lack the muscle tissue for such a thing. Where was I... oh yes! Allow me to introduce myself! I am Brooke, Brooke the bard at your service! I've also been known as Dead Bones Brooke, Satan Sama, Soul King, Brooke the babbling brook, Mr. Musty Tea, that damned pervert skeleton, and the artist formerly known as Soul King. Pleased to meet you! Yohohoho!

Oh and I assure you that I'm quite real, but who can say whether or not you're truly losing it. After all I'm not a psychiatrist, and I lost it years ago. Yohohoho!