[ He's just shamed by different things than most people. Running around naked? Nope. Shameless. Under the influence of multiple substances and passing out in a gutter? Nope. Lifting up his car and walking out of a traffic jam while cackling at all the poor souls still stuck? He'll do that any day.
However, being so helpless (in front of another country no less) will certainly do it. America smiles gratefully at the chance to not be so useless. ]
Yeah, sure, 'course. You just uh, step over me or on me or whatever if I'm in the way of something. And you just direct me to do something and I'll do it!
[ He gets on his hands and knees, feeling carefully around with his one good hand like Velma looking for her glasses. The chainsaw gets a little cumbersome, so he just takes it off and sets it aside so he can use his stump for support. It's slow and careful work, but America refuses to feel pathetic. ]
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However, being so helpless (in front of another country no less) will certainly do it. America smiles gratefully at the chance to not be so useless. ]
Yeah, sure, 'course. You just uh, step over me or on me or whatever if I'm in the way of something. And you just direct me to do something and I'll do it!
[ He gets on his hands and knees, feeling carefully around with his one good hand like Velma looking for her glasses. The chainsaw gets a little cumbersome, so he just takes it off and sets it aside so he can use his stump for support. It's slow and careful work, but America refuses to feel pathetic. ]