[ Unfortunately for Karkat, Terezi is not Helen Keller, and she can't read that shit. This isn't miracle worker. Terezi won't burst into a sudden realization of WA-TURHHH. This is a game-- a Game of Thrones, and it's a game Terezi plays very well. It's alright that she didn't understand, though. Because, in the end, all that matters is that you tried.
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What was that? You think I'm the most awesome person you know? And you're cutting interest rates in half? [ She paps his chin up and down. ] Oh, goodness! I'm so flatt-- [ SNEEZE. RIGHT IN HIS FACE. ]
Blargh, sorry. That wasn't on purpose for once. [ She tries wiping it off, but only succeeds in smearing that shit around. This is going to be the grossest thread in the entirety of Discedo, and Theon has nothing to do with it. ]
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What was that? You think I'm the most awesome person you know? And you're cutting interest rates in half? [ She paps his chin up and down. ] Oh, goodness! I'm so flatt-- [ SNEEZE. RIGHT IN HIS FACE. ]
Blargh, sorry. That wasn't on purpose for once. [ She tries wiping it off, but only succeeds in smearing that shit around. This is going to be the grossest thread in the entirety of Discedo, and Theon has nothing to do with it. ]