[Because Marco is a bird. And normally, he would flip his shit at that, but he does his best to keep a calm composure. It... may fail a bit with his light blush. but he tries to cover his by moving up to slowly breath on his ear.] I'm hurt. You didn't think I'd want to get screwed by you.

[You know, he almost feels bad for lying to him about this. Almost.] What makes you think it's a girlfriend, hm? Maybe it's you. [He's being more of an ass than usual. I have no idea why.]