Bet you've had a wonderful time in the loo with that.

[Right below the belt. Literally.]

I'm far too busy acclimating to this shithole--and if you're too stingy to lend me a bottle there's no possible way you'd waste anything else on me. S'far easier to produce with a still, so no, you've no high ground here at all.

[No, no he's not worried. You're an idiot and he wants tea even more. Rum would be nice, but tea first--then rum, then bed. In that order.]