[Rolls back and forth pathetically. He hasn't even switched into phoenix form. CLEARLY THIS WAS A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE THING HE JUST SAW.]

Ugh. My head...

Even seeing him strip and flirt with Tatsumi was less horrible. Even the pink hoodieshorts...

[OH GOD WHY. HIS EYES. HIS EYYYYYES. Or brain really.]

I think... I think I just got far too close to the experience of kissing Garp. As close as it's possible to get without the real thing. [SHUDDERS. He is so traumatized here. SO TRAUMATIZED.]

I've lost the will to live. [Okay overly dramatic, but yes. Traumatized damn it!]