What kind of protozoic creature uses a pillow for a weapon?

[Que eyeroll as Izaya wiggles a little bit further into the sheets and glares up at the blond from beneath the edge.]

I suppose it must be the kind who doesn't know how to be gentle the first time they sleep with someone.

[Gentle? Sleep? Not trying to confuse Shizuo now are we?]

It's time to wake up, Shizu-chan~ Shouldn't you be serving me breakfast in bed?