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[ochitashinigami]

Um, I... don't really get out much here, okay? I know that. I stick to my own, because honestly? I hate this place.

But, it's been brought to my attention that a bunch of new people arrived.

I'm... looking for someone. Has anyone seen a young man, dressed sort of like me, looks like he'd be from the same place. Only, he's smaller than me with a slight build and a kind face. His name is Alan Humphries.

Please, if someone finds him, or if you see this, Alan, please let me know.

I realize I'm grasping at straws, I just want to know.

Comments

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[tapdancinskelly]

Does he go to disco joints by night, and work part time at a doughnut shop in the west blue by day?

... oh wait... that was Elaine Hummers... and she was a woman... although a really ugly one.

In that case nope, can't say I have. What were you looking for him for? Pleasant conversation?

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[ochitashinigami]

He's not ugly, and he's not a woman.

He's... a co-worker of mine.

[video]

[tapdancinskelly]

Sorry to imply he was... it's just the description reminded me of someone I once knew.

What did the two of you do for work?

[video]

[ochitashinigami]

No, I don't think you'd know him.

We're from the London Division of Shinigami Dispatch.

[video]

[tapdancinskelly]

Shinigami? ... Like soul reapers?

Re: [video]

[ochitashinigami]

Of course. What else?

[video]

[tapdancinskelly]

It could be a band name or something! You never know!

Re: [video]

[ochitashinigami]

I assure you, this is not a bad. It's just what we are.

[video]

[tapdancinskelly]

Oh.

I guess I can believe you then.

Re: [video]

[ochitashinigami]

Believe or don't. I don't care.

[video]

[tapdancinskelly]

...

ISN'T THAT A LITTLE RUDE?!

[ochitashinigami]

Could be.

[tapdancinskelly]

I see you like to keep your answers vague.

[ochitashinigami]

Or maybe I don't owe you an explanation.

[tapdancinskelly]

Perhaps, but really, you won't earn yourself that many friends this way.

[ochitashinigami]

Oh good. What a relief.

[tapdancinskelly]

Do you dislike people?

[ochitashinigami]

People have fleeing existences. It's best to ignore them.

[tapdancinskelly]

Do I look like the kind of person with a fleeting existence?

[ochitashinigami]

You look like the kind who could have a very fleeting existence.

[tapdancinskelly]

I don't have a very fleeting existence really, but then again you could say everyone here does, seeing as how people disappear from her all the time.

[ochitashinigami]

You don't detect threats very well, do you?

[tapdancinskelly]

Oh... that was a threat? Maybe I just have a hard time taking them seriously, being already dead as I am. Yohohoho!

[ochitashinigami]

Whatever you say.