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-- CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board I AM LITERALLY WASTING MINUTES OF MY LIFE TYPING OUT THIS BULLSHIT --
LET ME TELL YOU A TALE, DISCEDO, AND ALL THE UNFORTUNATE SOULS WHO WERE JUST TRANSPORTED HERE.
I PROMISE TO KEEP IT BRIEF.
LONG AGO I FOUGHT A BATTLE AGAINST A MIGHTY DEMON.
THE DARK DEPTHS OF HELL NAMED IT, ACCORDING TO THE WINCHESTER DUO, "OPOSSUM."
IT HAD TASTED MY BLOOD AND I HAD LIKEWISE TRIED TO BITE ITS FACE OFF
BUT BOTH OF US FAILED TO DESTROY THE OTHER.
WE WERE LOCKED IN A WALTZ OF HATE, AND DEATH WAS WAITING ON THE SIDELINES TO CUT IN.
WHEN I RETURNED TO MY OWN UNIVERSE AND WAS SUBSEQUENTLY SENT BACK HERE, I HAD HOPES THAT THE DEMON HAD PERISHED IN MY ABSENCE.
WITHOUT A PROPER SUPPLY OF SANDWICHES TO ROB AND TROLL SOULS TO WHITTLE AWAY IT SURELY COULD NOT SUSTAIN ITSELF.
OR SO I THOUGHT.
TODAY I REALIZED, TO MY HORROR, THE TRUE FATE OF THE MONSTROSITY:
IT HAS MULTIPLIED.
ITS OFFSPRING ARE CURRENTLY BEING HELD CAPTIVE.
POSSUM DEMON, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU.
LET US SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
FACE ME OR I WILL FEED YOUR CHILDREN TO TEREZI.
BELIEVE ME I'M PRETTY SURE IF I SMOTHER THEM IN VARIOUS SAUCES SHE WILL SWALLOW THEM WHOLE.
LET ME TELL YOU A TALE, DISCEDO, AND ALL THE UNFORTUNATE SOULS WHO WERE JUST TRANSPORTED HERE.
I PROMISE TO KEEP IT BRIEF.
LONG AGO I FOUGHT A BATTLE AGAINST A MIGHTY DEMON.
THE DARK DEPTHS OF HELL NAMED IT, ACCORDING TO THE WINCHESTER DUO, "OPOSSUM."
IT HAD TASTED MY BLOOD AND I HAD LIKEWISE TRIED TO BITE ITS FACE OFF
BUT BOTH OF US FAILED TO DESTROY THE OTHER.
WE WERE LOCKED IN A WALTZ OF HATE, AND DEATH WAS WAITING ON THE SIDELINES TO CUT IN.
WHEN I RETURNED TO MY OWN UNIVERSE AND WAS SUBSEQUENTLY SENT BACK HERE, I HAD HOPES THAT THE DEMON HAD PERISHED IN MY ABSENCE.
WITHOUT A PROPER SUPPLY OF SANDWICHES TO ROB AND TROLL SOULS TO WHITTLE AWAY IT SURELY COULD NOT SUSTAIN ITSELF.
OR SO I THOUGHT.
TODAY I REALIZED, TO MY HORROR, THE TRUE FATE OF THE MONSTROSITY:
IT HAS MULTIPLIED.
ITS OFFSPRING ARE CURRENTLY BEING HELD CAPTIVE.
POSSUM DEMON, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU.
LET US SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
FACE ME OR I WILL FEED YOUR CHILDREN TO TEREZI.
BELIEVE ME I'M PRETTY SURE IF I SMOTHER THEM IN VARIOUS SAUCES SHE WILL SWALLOW THEM WHOLE.
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I'M PRETTY SURE SHE'LL EAT ANYTHING.
HER DIGESTIVE TRACT IS 90% ACID AND 10% ENDLESS ABYSS.
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FUCK KNOWS SHE'S GOT SEVERAL OF THOSE HIDDEN AWAY.
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IS SHE PERSONABLE AND SOCIAL ENOUGH TO CONVERSE WITH?
YES.
IS SHE LESS LIKELY THAN OTHERS TO VIOLENTLY MURDER SOMEONE WITHOUT PROVOCATION?
YES.
IS SHE A SANE INDIVIDUAL WITH NO INCLINATIONS TO VIOLATE PERSONAL SPACE IN ORDER TO SMELL, LICK, OR PSYCHOLOGICALLY TORMENT SOMEONE WITH SHEER PROXIMITY?
NO.
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[Congratulations Karkat, you have scared chibi!Marco into staying away from her. Mind you, the murder and psychological torment, that he was okay with.]
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NO PROMISES SHE WON'T LICK THE SCREEN OF HER COMMUNICATOR IF YOU TRY TO TALK TO HER OVER THE NETWORK.
NOW, THAT DOESN'T SOUND AS BAD AS BEING LICKED IN PERSON,
BUT IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT AS HER APPLYING HER TONGUE TO YOUR IMAGE, YOUR VOICE, THE VERY THOUGHTS YOU WRITE
IT'S A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF DISTURBING VIOLATION OF PERSONAL SPACE.
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No, that's just funny!! I don't want to get licked in person though, that's gross. And I don't want to be eaten.