[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

[fierybluebird]

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

Comments

[fierybluebird]

I'm sure he wouldn't lie Bushido.

Are you feeling anything weird?

[fourseasons]

I was not implying that he would be lying.

[And then after his sideglance, he just vanishes!!

But it's not too much longer that he speaks. While... invisible yes.]

Ah... but, yes. That is one way of putting it. ...Also, I did not do that just now intentionally.

1/?

[fierybluebird]

[EYES WIDEN. That. Scared. the fuck out of him. For a bit. Now that he can breathe again, he's chilling back out.]

2/?

[fierybluebird]

Ah... I see.

3/5

[fierybluebird]

Damn it! I want a cool super power too!

4/5

[fierybluebird]

[Tries to do something. Just winds up sparkling :| And more moulting. -_-' Basically he looks retarded.]

done

[fierybluebird]

[And quickly gives up on that.]

Maybe it's a country thing? Could something be happening back in your world to affect even here?

[fourseasons]

[Still invisible. It's okay though he's mostly just staring at Marco...]

I do not find this very 'cool'... Marco is welcome to take it if he is able. Hahhh, I am too old for this sort of thing...

It makes no sense that it would be anything involving home. Such things have never occurred in the past, and what sort of reason for this would there be...? [There's the sound of a sigh as he flops onto the couch, but he still can't be seen...]

[fierybluebird]

[Attempts to ruffle his head.... and completely misses since he was just judging by where Japan was last. Cue wide eyes and mild mental panic again.]

Ah...

I don't know. You still have your chip in right? Does China?

[fourseasons]

Mine is in. China-san's should be as well... I think.

[He's sort of frowning, but noticing Marco's panic he'll stand back up and walk over, hesitantly reaching to take one of his hands.]

...Surely it will pass.

[fierybluebird]

[Relaxes instantly at the contact, and covers Japan's hand with his other.]

Of course it will. It's probably just chips malfunctioning or something, right?

[fourseasons]

It seems strange that such a power could be transferred to me...

[He'll reappear in the middle of that sentence.]

[fierybluebird]

[Thinks it over.]

Maybe you have an invisible best friend and don't know it. Or ... [Well. No. He kind of... doesn't really want to bring up the whole mythological creatures and how Japan can't see them now :<] or maybe it's random, eh?

I mean why water for China? He's not even an island nation.

[fourseasons]

Water is important to everyone, but I am not sure if it is significant in any way...

[fierybluebird]

Oh. He does have that new pet though.

[fourseasons]

Yes... but I have no such thing. Marco truly hasn't noticed anything with himself? Perhaps it is that he already has powers...

[fierybluebird]

You're a country. Isn't that a power? Or second species or whatever?

[fourseasons]

...I do not think so. I'm quite human, as well... And it is not as if I can lift whales like America-san. The animal, I mean...

[fierybluebird]

HE PICKS UP WHALES?!

[No. Even for One Piece; that's fucking insane.]

[fourseasons]

He can... Ah, he only came to my house to befriend them, so I'm not sure.

[fierybluebird]

[Stares at.]

Well, befriending them is perfectly normal.

[Back to weird he goes.]

Picking them up... unless it was as small as a killer whale, even Joz couldn't do that.

[fourseasons]

Ah, I assure you, America-san has something I would call "super strength"...

[fierybluebird]

Garp. [Shakes his head.]

[fourseasons]

[Just sort of glancing down at their hands thoughtfully.]

In any case, I suppose the best there is to do is wait...

[fierybluebird]

Or you could prank everyone!