Two Gears | Text/Video

[knightime]

1V3 B33N TH1NK1NG
WH4T COLOR DO YOU TH1NK 1S TH3 MOST D3L1C1OUS >:?
1 M34N OBV1OUSLY 1 4M TH3 M4ST3R 4BOUT KNOW1NG TH3 1NS 4ND OUTS OF WH4T COLOR 1S TH3 B3ST
BUT YOU 4R3 FR33 TO TRY 4ND SW4Y M3 W1TH WH4T YOU TH1NK 1S SUP3R1OR
1TS H4RD TO
OMG
TH1S ST1LL 1S L1K3 TH3 MOST 4M4Z1NG COLOR 1 H4V3 3V3R T4ST3D
W41T

[There's cackling as "Terezi" switches to video. The screen is kind of blurry though because there's saliva all over the screen. Guess who's been liking their communicator.]

Why can't all of you just type in red? It would be the most delicious network since whenever networks were made!

But come and try and one up that delicious, cherry red. At worst, you will get a "YOU TRIED" from me. Hehehe.

Also, my friends should check in. Especially Dave and Karkat! I want to know if you two got switched so I can laugh at you. Maybe Karkat got swapped with his Prinny. I think I can handle a Karkat saying "dood" for awhile. It's better than his insistent ranting about possums!

[OOC: Dave swapped with Terezi, but he can never not use this as a chance to troll.]

Comments

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[autofairy]

hows this? :)
but i think i already know the answer to that
you really like that bright cherry color

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[knightime]

1TS PR3TTY GOOD
1 DO 3NJOY YOUR C3RT41N R3D BUT 1T DO3SNT QU1T3 M33T THE L3V3L OF BR1GHT R3D
WOULDNT YOU L1K3 SOM3TH1NG TH4T T4ST3 L1K3 C4NDY CH3RRY R3D >:]

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[autofairy]

it does sound delicious!
its too bad i cant taste colors like you
i guess ill just have to stick with actual cherries

anyway
you didnt swap bodies with someone did you?
you still sound like terezi

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[knightime]

TH1S PL4C3 K1ND OF SUCKS 1N T3RMS OF FOOD >:[
TH3R3 1S 4 S3V3R3 L4CK OF CH3RRY LOLL1POPS H3R3
1F TH3R3 W3R3 4NY 1 WOULD SH4R3

1T S33MS 1 GOT PR3TTY LUCKY
D1D YOU G3T SW4PP3D

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[yourgoddamnit]

[ He doesn't realize that this is actually Dave and therefore thinks that his nightmares are coming true. Terezi is going to the dark side (synonymous with the Dave Side).

He's too frazzled to be properly insulting and too busy fluctuating between despair and plotting vengeance to think straight. ]

I'M NOT A PRINNY AND I'M STICKING WITH MY ASPHALT GREY.

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[knightime]

[Oh man. It's just a joke. Dave just thinks it's funny to see how long he can hold up the shenanigan before someone calls him out on it. Apparently, so far so good.]

BUT K4RK4T
K4RKL3S
K4RK1TTY
WOW TH3S3 4R3 4LL R34LLY T3RR1BL3 BUT 4MUS1NG 4T TH3 S4M3 T1M3
WHY DO YOU N3V3R TYP3 1N SOM3TH1NG MOR3 PL34S1NG TO TH3 TONGU3 >:?

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[yourgoddamnit]

BECAUSE I LIKE TO TASTE THE WAY I TRULY AM.
GREY.
GRAVELY.
UNPLEASANT.
OBNOXIOUS.
ABRASIVE.
THE TYPE OF THING THAT CAUSES IRE TO ALL WHO ENCOUNTER IT.
THIS IS WHO I AM AND YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME FOR IT.

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[knightime]

K4RK4T 4R3 YOU H4V1NG SOM3 SORT OF CR1S1S >:?
1T S33MS L1K3 YOU 4R3

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[nospidershere]

We're not all typing in red since it'd just be a pain.

[ A strangely.. deadpan.. tone from Jack today, since it's actually Ange in his body right now. And she remembers this girl and remembers her being pretty weird and somewhat annoying mostly, but she doesn't know Terezi enough to realise it's Dave. ]

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[knightime]

In what way? A pain to type in or to read?

[He's not even sure who he's talking too. He's met and spoke with Ange, but at this point, he doesn't know who's really who.]

[nospidershere]

Both. Although more the typing than the reading I guess, what's so wrong with just using default black?

[knightime]

Nothing is wrong! It's just more pleasing to my nose to smell cherry red suckers versus black licorice!

[bauhinia]

red's obviously the best

[knightime]

OF COURS3
P3OPL3 WHO DONT R34L1Z3 1T 4R3 3V3N BL1ND3R TH4N M3
TH4TS PR3TTY S4D

[bauhinia]

gold's pretty good too though
so you're tasting everything again?

[knightime]

Y3S
4LTHOUGH TH4T 1S 4LW4YS SUBJ3CT TO CH4NG3 H3R3
1TS L1K3 TH1S PL4C3 C4NT D3C1D3 WH4T 1T W4NTS
OR 1 GU3SS TH3 SC13NT1ST C4NT D3C1D3 WH4T 1T W4NTS
1TS 4CTU4LLY PR3TTY 4NNOY1NG
3SP3C14LLY WH3N TRY1NG TO K33P FR13NDS 4ROUND
WH4T DO3S GOLD T4ST3 L1K3 >:?

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

Red bites. Blue is obviously superior. Or purple if you require a compromise.

[Obviously Terezi.]

[Video]

[knightime]

Blue is okay. Some shades are like blueberry, but red is still superior! How could you not love the taste of cherry suckers?

Purple might be pretty good. Like grape. But blue probably would be better than purple still.

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

Real cherries are better.

My shirt tastes like grapes?

[Video]

[knightime]

I think candy taste better, but I haven't had real cherries in awhile.

Kind of! Wait, hmm. [Slobbering on his screen.] It's a little too light for grape! Hmm...

[Video] time to belatedly threadjack this

[bauhinia]

No way, red's awesome.

[Video] Awesome XD

[fierybluebird]

Blue's better.

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[ready2go]

I didn't know you could eat colours. When did this happen?

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[knightime]

1 DONT 34T TH3M
1 T4ST3 COLORS
1T WOULD B3 UNFORTUN4T3 1F 1 4CTU4LLY 4T3 TH3M

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[ready2go]

What do they taste like? Jelly-beans? Cocoa? Vanilla?