If I have to find myself in a strange new place, is a little RED too much to ask for? Nothing at all here is red.
[He satisfies himself that it is working.]
Listen! Whoever is out there! I’ll have you know that you’ve kidnapped a REAPER! Now, what do you think of that? I know you’re all just DYING to correct your horrible, horrible mistake. So, I would say it’s to your advantage to fix this bloody mess, unless you want to find yourself AN ACTUAL BLOODY MESS!
Whatever you do to me, just know that my handsome William and my beloved Sebas-Chan will do ANYTHING to get me back. Do you hear me? Anything. I will be rescued. And when I am?
[He goes into a sing-song voice.] You’ll be sooo-ooo-ooo-rryyy!
Ah-ahn! Those handsome men, fighting against all odds to rescue their beautiful beloved! It’s too… too wonderful! Coming to snatch me from the arms of my cruel… inhuman… brutal… strong… dominating… masterful captors! Who without mercy even at this very moment are Ahh-ahn!! [Swooning in a fit of ecstasy, he falls onto the ground, out of frame.]
[His head pops up again, and he peers into the camera.]
Hey! Where are my brutal strong captors? What kind of a kiddy operation are you running here?
I hate this place already.