shinjukuinformant: ([smile] sparkles)
shinjukuinformant ([personal profile] shinjukuinformant) wrote in [community profile] discedo2012-11-03 11:52 pm
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[video: Halloween!]

It's too bad the costume doesn't give us certain attributes to go with it.

[Even though his video is turned on Izaya isn't looking at it. Instead he seems far more focused upon his own reflection in a nearby mirror.]

Such as immortality.

[Que a sigh as the informant turns to face the camera. For once his fur coat is gone, the strange ensemble replaced with clothes that actually seemed relatively normal - if not for the attached vampiric wings and teeth.]

Well we can always pretend! So, how about it? Any blood donor's out there~?

Humans preferred. ♥

[Otherwise he might gag.]
shortestfuse: i think i am subconsciously trying to ruin my own life. ([yell] haaah?!)

[personal profile] shortestfuse 2012-11-04 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ When something goes wrong, it is - nine times out of ten - Izaya's fault.

So when he opens his closet that day and all he finds is this outfit, he's grabbing his communicator. Clearly, he doesn't mind that he's half-naked, wearing only the boxers he'd gone to sleep in. Because that didn't matter right now.

WHAT MATTERED WAS THAT A CERTAIN FLEA WOULD MORE THAN LIKELY GET CRUSHED TODAY.
]

Iiiiiizaaaayaaaaa! The fuck did you do with my clothes?
shortestfuse: i think i am subconsciously trying to ruin my own life. ([action] shakedown for answers)

[personal profile] shortestfuse 2012-11-04 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
All I have is some... what is this. Armour or-

What the fuck happened to the clothes I got from Kasuka?

Haaah?!
shortestfuse: i think i am subconsciously trying to ruin my own life. ([stare] you're kidding me)

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[personal profile] shortestfuse 2012-11-04 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah?
shortestfuse: i think i am subconsciously trying to ruin my own life. ([frown] dishonour on your family)

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[personal profile] shortestfuse 2012-11-04 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, whatever, I'm not wearin' this shit, it's stupid.

I never dressed up for Halloween and I'm not gonna start now.

[ Sits down in his boxers indignantly. ]
shortestfuse: i think i am subconsciously trying to ruin my own life. ([scowl] irk irk)

[personal profile] shortestfuse 2012-11-05 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Stare. ]

No, pervert. Pervert louse.

Like I can get these on anyway.
shortestfuse: i think i am subconsciously trying to ruin my own life. ([scowl] you are a piece of work)

[personal profile] shortestfuse 2012-11-06 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not naked, you bastard. I got nothin' to wear, I can't fit in this.

[ He picks up the chest plate and turns it every which way. ]
shortestfuse: i think i am subconsciously trying to ruin my own life. ([frown] what're you on...)

[personal profile] shortestfuse 2012-11-07 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Don't call me that. And that's what I was asking, idiot.
shortestfuse: i think i am subconsciously trying to ruin my own life. ([frown] what do i do with this?)

[personal profile] shortestfuse 2012-11-08 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
In it. I gotta be fully in it. [ SQUINTS. ]
shortestfuse: i think i am subconsciously trying to ruin my own life. ([frown] not my problem)

[personal profile] shortestfuse 2012-11-08 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Fine. But it can't be mean. [ SQUINTS!!!!!! ]

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[personal profile] flourisher 2012-11-09 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Couldn't you just go to the hospital for blood?

( wearing a cat woman suit, yuki sighs. she doesn't because well...she likes to know who she's feeding from. )
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[personal profile] flourisher 2012-11-10 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'll admit it does but...

( purr purr. )

For a human to drink other human's blood that is just taboo.