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03 ❝third cut [video; japanese]
[ The video clicks on and there sits Suigetsu against a blank wall, looking proud of himself. ]
Guess who's baaack! Yeah, bitches, my chip is out and I am feeling fucking fantastic right about now. So I thought it was high time I introduced myself to anyone who missed my arrival... or to those who wanna hear my name again, heh!
[ He throws his hands behind his head and grins broadly, sharp teeth shining in the dim light. ]
I'm Hōzuki Suigetsu and I have a passion for blades. You know me now, I don't really want to know you, but let's talk business and pretend we're mutually benefitting from our conversation! I'm a collector of rare and valuable swords. And I mean good quality things, none of this dented, chipped and broken shit, understand?
Any and all information will interest me; I have nothing to give to you in return - willingly or otherwise. But who knows. Maybe there's someone out there who is just plain damn nice~
Suigetsu, out!
[ For those who do not understand Japanese, there's a text following the video: ]
I'm looking for swords and their owners, any info helps a lot~
And I mean decent swords. No obvious junk or useless pieces of rust.
There are pretty exotic ones around this place, I can feel it. >:}
[ *Note: Suigetsu is suffering from being entirely truthful and complete obedience! ]
Guess who's baaack! Yeah, bitches, my chip is out and I am feeling fucking fantastic right about now. So I thought it was high time I introduced myself to anyone who missed my arrival... or to those who wanna hear my name again, heh!
[ He throws his hands behind his head and grins broadly, sharp teeth shining in the dim light. ]
I'm Hōzuki Suigetsu and I have a passion for blades. You know me now, I don't really want to know you, but let's talk business and pretend we're mutually benefitting from our conversation! I'm a collector of rare and valuable swords. And I mean good quality things, none of this dented, chipped and broken shit, understand?
Any and all information will interest me; I have nothing to give to you in return - willingly or otherwise. But who knows. Maybe there's someone out there who is just plain damn nice~
Suigetsu, out!
[ For those who do not understand Japanese, there's a text following the video: ]
I'm looking for swords and their owners, any info helps a lot~
And I mean decent swords. No obvious junk or useless pieces of rust.
There are pretty exotic ones around this place, I can feel it. >:}
[ *Note: Suigetsu is suffering from being entirely truthful and complete obedience! ]
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WHY DO YOU N33D SWORDS
TH4TS 4 PR3TTY W31RD R3QU3ST
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There's nothing weird about it, Terezi!
Maybe you're just close-minded~
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TH4TS H34RS4Y
1 4M P3RSON4LLY 4 V3RY B1G F4N OF SWORDS 4ND 4M 4 F1RM B3L13V3R 1N 3V3RYON3 H4V1NG 4T L34ST ON3
HOW3V3R WH4T YOUR3 S4Y1NG M4K3S M3 TH1NK TH4T YOU W4NT LOTS OF SWORDS
MOR3 TH4N YOUV3 GOT H4NDS FOR
TH4TS 4 L1TTL3 R1D1CULOUS, 1F YOU 4SK M3!
1 M34N JUST TH1NK 4BOUT 1T
HOW W1LL YOU HOLD 4LL THOS3 SWORDS?
HOW?!!?
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But something like that won't deter me!
If you're a collector, you don't have to carry 'em all around.
I will, however, use them all equally so none are neglected.
They will have little schedules~
So you have one, huh? >;}
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[action] a beautiful beautiful haddock
[action] SO beautiful
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[ A laugh. ] I already know where two are, but one's out of reach for now!
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Y'know I have one, yeah?
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Do you now... can I have it? [ Grin. ]
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[Since he's still trying to overcome the shock of seeing Stocking's body.]
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But if you mean what you say, you go for it, man!
You don't have any special abilities, do you?
A powerful sword is a beautiful sword~
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I CAN'T TELL IF I'M WALLOWING IN SWEET REMEMBRANCE FOR THE EMPIRE OF THE RISING SANDWICHES
OR HAVING A FLASHBACK AND RUING THE FACT THAT I HAVE A JAPANESE SOUL.
GODDAMN IT, JAPAN.
SWORDS ARE INFERIOR TO SICKLES.
NOTHING SAYS "INTIMIDATION" THAN HAVING A TOOL SYMBOLIZED WITH REAPING DEATH UPON THE UNJUST.
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But if there really is a Sandwich Empire, I'm totally game for it.
Swords are inferior to nothing. You can't achieve finesse with sickles.
Sickles are for hick farmers, not some fictional ghost story characters.
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JUST TYPING THAT I REALIZE THAT I'M GIVING YOU ALL THIS BULLSHIT WITHOUT CONTEXT AND PROBABLY SOUND LIKE A RAMBLING LUNATIC.
NOT THAT I'LL DENY MY LUNACY
BUT THERE IS ACTUALLY LOGICAL CONTEXT.
IT'S JUST A LONG STORY AND I'VE ALREADY ASSAULTED YOUR THINK PAN WITH MY STUPIDITY FOR LONG ENOUGH.
FALSE.
SICKLES ARE THE WEAPONS OF THE THRESHECUTIONERS, AN ELITE CLASS FROM MY SOCIETY.
YOU WANT FINESSE?
THESE GUYS WERE TRAINED TO FLAY THE DAMNED WITH THE PRECISION OF A SURGEON AND DELICACY OF A POTATO PEELER.
SOMETIMES ALIVE.
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Though, I am glad someone finally owns up to their flaws.
It's alright, lunacy isn't relevant when you're talking to me~
My my, I'm getting interested in these Threshecutioners.
Potato peelers get all stuck up in those little buds on some potatoes though... not very graceful!
Swords allow you to take more out of your opponent in one fell swoop!
Like limbs... or your neck, up!
I think we can both agree that sharp-edged tools are cool as fuck.
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My friend! You are solid again, and you look well! And now you are looking for swords. I am afraid I can not offer you any; even if we were back in France, I donated most of mine to museums! But perhaps I can make you something else to play with? If you promise to eat it once you are done, I think a baguette would make a wonderful sword!
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a real person
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Hey blondy! Hahaha hell yes, I am in top condition, as it's supposed to be~ I can't believe you'd give your fucking swords away to some dusty museum!! They'll be neglected and sit there, edge dulling, polish wearing off... a crime!
I like the sounds of your baguette, bread is always a good decision. And you don't hafta worry, I never mistreat the swords that come into my possession~
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Oh no no no, they are not collecting dust, they are educating people of my history! What better thing than such grand instruments of war becoming a method of enlightenment?
Still, a baguette would be very easy to do. Tell me where it is you wish for me to bring it, and you shall have fresh bread in the morning!
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Enlightening people by demonstrating how strong a sword can be; that would be more educational for the masses!
It's not just a tool for war, it's an extension of your own arm, they extend your reach, force grace out of barbarians - swordsmanship is an art form! An unused sword is a waste. And I mean that in many different ways, kufufu!
Just like uneaten baguettes are a waste! I'm in Dissimulo, house number 1113. Iyaaa, I can't wait~ maybe I'll practice my English words for you so you can understand when I compliment or diss your baking! >;}